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Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

rob_t_firefly ,
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The CD cover art to the best album ever made.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s very dividing. For me it’s probably

Squarepusher and friends playing academical and early jazz music live with a full orchestra.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/50ba349f-121e-4da4-b6c7-421460102c89.jpeg

saigot , (edited )

A tank that is also a ewe. A tank ewe.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wolf knew this trick wouldn’t work forever, yet he was surprised.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9f6094f0-94aa-40c9-a053-0cb1e5c7a3b9.jpeg

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

Draw something that makes you happy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nothing.

Not in a depressing way, I just adore the blank state when I don’t have any responsibilities and worries to occupy my mind and I can build something from the ground. A sense of creative freedom not pre-shaped by external factors. That’s very inspiring.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d7e37c28-1f28-4c41-ad61-049eb1a9d136.jpeg

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

💜

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

A dog riding a giraffe while having an animated conversation with an elephant walking alongside.

andrew_bidlaw OP , (edited )
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If you think about it. - Says the dog. - You are not that different. That’s the question of where to place your head on the throat-nose line. God probably thought what it would be if they put the slider to 0% and then 100%, and here you came. All before discovering the golden proportion in the canines.

Would you shut up for once? - The Elephant cried. - I’m tired of you.

I feel conflicted. - Said the Giraffe looking far away. - If I want to find the oasis or the end to your arguments first. I can handle the desert and whatever it sends me, but I’m troubled by my friends arguing. Let’s keep going, for as the night comes it can become pretty cold there.

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Crackhappy ,
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Beautiful.

01189998819991197253 ,
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You looking sleepy-eepy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

My morning commit to the job. I mastered some spidy sense as to when the bus approaches my stop, so I have extra time half-awake.

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01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Perfekt!

Yokozuna ,

Taco

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s our exclusive, for regulars only.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5c442365-f056-4cae-8297-cbcd454409f2.jpeg

RandomVideos ,

A english to english translator

Wearing a hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/96e418f2-ba56-4adc-8113-b854811417db.jpeg

Oha , (edited )

Draw a comically large spoon.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yggdraspoon, The Spoon of The Worlds

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1c9accc6-2224-4a65-bd62-cd5c924f28bc.jpeg

Oha ,

amazing…

clark ,
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Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e6ff84d1-ef08-42c9-bb07-8dce84a1d7d9.jpeg

AVincentInSpace ,

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m not mainstream! Not at all.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cb273849-35e0-4e27-8bc0-730637e21d4b.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I thought you were the God of Lemmy.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am merely her prophet.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a tough cookie.

Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

  1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
  2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
  3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/011be823-fd68-451b-8426-5c78ac241c00.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.

aggelalex ,

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

spaghetti_hitchens ,

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

aggelalex ,

I wanna see passion, an entire sea gasping for freedom in the existence and being of a human being, trying to avoid the jaws of death, while man is just indifferent to the sea’s pleas. Think the roles of a man and the sea, reversed.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

When in the morning you are still having a lingering vision of you night’s dream while gargling in the bathroom.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8e7872d4-3bd2-4d82-9c86-7dc77584703a.jpeg

aggelalex ,

Amazing. Thank you.

Maven ,

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

This clown passed too much time before replying.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7e8b262e-bff0-4c45-b51c-e95da16f24f1.jpeg

iiGxC ,

Self portrait

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/81c2a0c0-0552-46c1-a01f-6a1e2c4f7818.jpeg

PenisWenisGenius ,

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c9698850-b138-4209-a1fb-2744c94acb03.jpeg

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