There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

crusty ,

That’s either a very small finger or a very large dick

Lesrid ,

For you

drathvedro ,

I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

You need a button for that?

If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).

i_ben_fine ,

is this one of them brandnewsentences?

tiredofsametab ,

click

Before continuing, please accept the following terms and conditions.... [35 pages of legalese ensue]

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads

Daxter101 ,

uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-

Wes4Humanity ,

“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”

Evil_Shrubbery ,

We all know pee is stored in the balls.

So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)

watersnipje ,

That exists. My great-aunt had one of these for her incontinence problems.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh, for real, not just catheters with a valve either, proper internal semi-permanent valves/switches with magnets, some even gravity operated.

Thx for TILing me.

MystikIncarnate ,

If this was controlled by your Google home, it would need a battery, which would need to be recharged. Imagine saying “hey Google, turn my balls off” and getting “I can’t reach that device” because you forgot to recharge your ball switch last night…

We’re living in the future

Evil_Shrubbery ,

They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it’s cheaper, non-invasive.

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

“Mods, deactivate this man’s balls.”

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c3fbfa7d-a85e-4569-86b9-c1bcfd382f29.jpeg

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •