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PhlubbaDubba ,

I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.

MeThisGuy ,

we have different definitions of the words ‘spank bank’

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.

Ultimate pull-out method.

Grimy , (edited )

You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.

Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”

bitwaba ,

I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.

Zapheus ,

Controlled vasectomy…

jrbaconcheese ,

There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.

kboy101222 ,

More of a vas deferens I think

wolfpack86 ,

Angry up vote

jrbaconcheese ,

Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

What? Why would you permanently compress it?

RememberTheApollo_ ,

TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

www.planaformen.com

Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

PenisWenisGenius ,

An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.

prettybunnys ,

As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free

thesporkeffect ,

Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal

Sabata11792 ,

The RGB just makes you nut faster.

Lycist ,

Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.

thesporkeffect ,

That’s this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/63bbd956-989a-485e-a579-a4787b6d8c49.jpeg

enbyecho ,

Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?

saigot ,

Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c71e923e-a5be-49d1-b2e6-ef9c6d931910.jpeg

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