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altima_neo ,
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Pinklink ,

I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though

fl42v ,
toynbee ,

I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don’t want to pigeonhole) is saying “Kevin” rather than being labeled such. I didn’t get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.

abbadon420 ,

Well, that’s a clear sign that you’re wasting a lot of time.

Feathercrown ,

That’s a cool looking dog

someguy3 ,

Luckily a door will stop him.

protist ,

But…he’s already through the door…

stoicmaverick ,

Not my butthole door.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.

GluWu ,

Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.

stoicmaverick ,

Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.

GluWu ,

FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.

stoicmaverick ,

*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.

stoicmaverick ,

No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.

DenizEfe ,
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Hear me out

DenizEfe ,
@DenizEfe@lemm.ee avatar

He looks breedable

Daxter101 ,

I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.

Sunsethughes ,

Those fingers though

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59224f74-1d41-440d-b0f3-b5e8614e0b9c.png

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Kevin I’m trying to sleep you can sing in the morning

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Kevin sings when Kevin wants.

distantsounds ,

There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin

paddirn ,

Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.

fl42v ,

That’s kinda what I’ve imagined as well

Thcdenton ,

I’d still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Snuggle buddy for life!

Thcdenton ,

🥰

fossilesque ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Drake

ComradeR ,

No problem for me! But I’m farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don’t mind it…

MonkderDritte ,

Thanks no, he snores.

Nom ,

451966

PhlubbaDubba ,

At least he doesn’t have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!

valid ,
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