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ThrowawaySobriquet ,

We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy

TxzK ,

Yeah, because people in other systems don’t kinkshame

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

People in other systems:

(obviously NSFW)

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I expected Ufoporno…

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

Lol, I’m gonna make that my ringtone for a while

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I love it! Tried to find you an audio file or even a copy of the music playing in the background. I’m at work though and searching UFOPorno on the company network is a little frowned upon…

PhlubbaDubba ,

Before anyone gets any ideas, here’s an excerpt that pretty summarily describes what happens if you wind up in their company

“You pray that you die. You don’t.”

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a4a4634-4c55-48cc-b3a7-bf95328e4050.gif

some_guy ,

I can’t believe I’ve never thought to ask this important question.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

My dumbass moving my phone all around to try to see some tiddies in the picture

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

It’s was inside all of us all along

But mostly inside your mom

kratoz29 ,

Found them!

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/5a689673-c870-40c5-aa57-b8ce33213f40.webp

sherlockholmez ,

Turn your display off. You’ll see it.

Sam_Bass ,

Did you check the backdoor?

covert_czar ,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

c/starporn

PenisWenisGenius ,

c/porn

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing this is a Trump trial reference?

Threadsdeadbaby ,

I see a pearl necklace

lath , (edited )

Find the polar star, then go south.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

It’s right there! The fucks wrong with you?!

Gacrux , (edited )
@Gacrux@lemm.ee avatar

i’ll try asking around in a 200 light year radius

edit: i found it, its over at this link

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

The Black one there. I call her Tori.

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