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RIP_Cheems ,
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There’s a reason wording and punctuation is important. For example: “let’s eat, Greg.” Vs “let’s eat Greg.”

bluewing ,

The easiest way to solve the editorial issue for a lot headlines like this is to simply ask a teenager to read it. Their reaction will tell you if it’s correct or not…

orphiebaby , (edited )

It’s “first-hand”. English is stupid. Sometimes two words don’t become compound. Sometimes they do become compound and they’re just grafted together, like in German. And sometimes you use a hyphen. I’m really good at writing and I can’t always keep this shit straight.

can ,

Hyphens tend to drop over time. When’s the last time you saw someone refer to “e-mail”?

orphiebaby , (edited )

That’s a different kind of use for hyphen though. The use of hyphen that I’m talking about is actually flexible, used as-needed to turn any given multiple words into a single adjective, adverb, noun, etc.

Also, never get your English punctuation (or other) patterns from JRPGs, nor from popular usage on the internet. I’m not saying literacy is lowering, but I will say that people with poor literacy use the internet more than ever, and bad patterns emerge.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

firs thand

meyotch ,

This is a big ass-mistake.

rockerface ,

Always a relevant XKCD

accideath ,

xkcd.com/37/

For those who don’t know it yet

Iron_Lynx ,

For today’s lucky ten thousand.

Giftzwerg02 ,

I understood that reference. ☝️

intensely_human ,

Unfortunately, now those students have been relieved on duty

Sorgan71 ,

i mean it builds character

some_guy ,

Student Gets First Handjob

ininewcrow ,
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First hand job experience at disability mentoring day

gibmiser ,

First-hand-job

Zellith ,

Is it "handjob" or "hand job"?

saltesc , (edited )

A hand job could be a handjob, but a hand job isn’t itself a handjob.

Hand jobs: Massaging, opening jars,.handjobs.

Handjobs: Old fashioned, the rusty trombone, etc.

Akasazh ,
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What I’m reading from this is: why not both?

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
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Or more precisely, why not one, and then the other. Purely for statistical purposes.

HottieAutie ,

A rusty trombone is not just a handjob. It’s anilingus at the same time. The rusty part is because the lips get covered in “rust” from the “mouth piece” of the metaphoric trombone.

saltesc ,

I classify it more a handjob than a rimjob, but I suppose it’s more down to who’s playing and their forté.

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It all comes down to how hard they blow.

A_Toasty_Strudel ,
@A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world avatar

I’m over here amazed with how many times I had to read the headline before my brain would register what was wrong. It’s times like this that I can almost understand how stuff like this happens. Ha

sukhmel ,

Same but I struggled to make any other sense of it, trying to understand how stuff like this happened

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

You’re ready for the job market! (hand)

Imgonnatrythis ,

Now that’s a field trip - thanks Ms. Frizzle!

pseudonym ,

It was a blast

HottieAutie ,

I’m so glad I came

AngryCommieKender ,

Arnold still managed to screw it up

clay_pidgin ,

We never got handjobs at my OLD school!

bitchkat ,

How do you know they were getting and not giving? After all, giving is something the whole class can do (assuming they have at least one hand)

Gork ,

First handjob

RedditWanderer ,

Mentoring Daily.

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