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curiousaur ,

I call my friend Sean Seanathon, and my friend Charlie Charlemagne.

GluWu ,

Is bat man’s full name Batthew Man? Is his last name also shortened for the superhero stuff?

azvasKvklenko ,

Batthew Manuel

danc4498 ,

My catthew will eat that ratthew.

milicent_bystandr ,

I know an old lady who swallowed a dogarithm. She swallowed the dogarithm to catch the catthew…

danc4498 ,

There was an old lady who swallowed the goatse. She swallowed the goatse to catch the dogarithm, She swallowed the dogarithm to catch the catthew, She swallowed the catthew to catch the birdley , She swallowed the birdley to catch the spidifer, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spidifer to catch the flyson; I don’t know why she swallowed the flyson – perhaps she’ll die!

root_beer ,

Hi I’m Pritchard, you can call me Prick

milicent_bystandr ,

I mean, it makes more sense than Richard -> Dick

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

!nameit

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer Ratrick.

milicent_bystandr ,

Ratrick sees danger.

Ratrick curls into a ball.

Ratrick flees.

ominous music in the distance

“We’re no strangers to love”

chuckleslord ,

Ratrim

key ,

Ratrick

Mr_Fish ,

Mike is short for micycle

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And Bike is short for Bikerophone

FreshLight ,

Bike is short for Bichael

SadSadSatellite ,

And Bret is short for Brester.

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Did you know? “Nickname” is short for Nicholas Name

SadSadSatellite ,

No your Nicholas Nomenclature is the unshorten nickname.

Betch ,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

TIL

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Tillmouth

wandermind ,

Tather in law

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