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Mac ,

Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don’t see them much.

xavier666 ,

What if they learn to open doors?

RizzRustbolt ,

That… is an iguanodon.

GiveMemes ,

If you haven’t already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!

RizzRustbolt ,

I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s just what the velociraptors want you to think.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who’s not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

If so, I’m afraid we’re all doomed.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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There are other coffee shops.

adamantris ,
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Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?

doctorcrimson ,

Only the Tastiest Livers can be Saved.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I feel like somehow your comment is more relevant to this post

model_tar_gz ,

Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

paholg ,

I think it’s “mela”.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I agree. I’m gonna risk the raptors.

DingoBilly ,

Lol they’re so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

waz ,

Isn’t a raptor a bird?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…

tubaruco ,

“velociraptor”

cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.

tubaruco ,

i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

Annoyed_Crabby ,

They probably mean this Raptor

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/F-22_Raptor_edit1_%28cropped%29.jpg

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

JoShmoe ,

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Yet another failing of the public education system

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

photonic_sorcerer ,
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I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.

JoShmoe ,

But are you safe from Raptors?

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes! They’re extinct.

Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…

Davel23 ,

It looks like the name of the place is "Meh".

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

It’s ironic.

milicent_bystandr ,

I read, “Mela”, though I also thought “meh” at first

brbposting ,

Meh Mela is in Wenatchee, Washington

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/963a6293-ca4e-4cf4-8f88-c808ad3b4c6a.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/86ae21d8-8fa3-4b56-b946-890b1fc3383b.jpeg

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Here, I zoomed out further for reference:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1de4f751-6c52-44df-b263-93d8d6e14727.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2492cb8a-6ac2-4cbc-901d-203564a92c31.jpeg

brbposting ,

👑

(Were Seattle & Vancouver good enough reference points at least ~80% of people would understand?)

ulterno ,
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Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

doctorcrimson ,

We want to make sure nobody gets lost so heres a bit more

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0bde6eee-c906-43ef-8504-bfb16e3c1b24.png

Mac ,

And just in case anyone else wants to stop by we love in the Virgo Supercluster.

Sticker ,

I don’t like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.

I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Maybe that’s one reason there’s a sign outside encouraging people to come inside.

bleistift2 ,

The sign doesn’t say there were no raptors inside…

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I bet raptors would appreciate my humor

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They would laugh as they ate your face.

supercriticalcheese ,

better not to risk it indeed

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

you’re just saying that because you don’t appreciate my humor /s

RamblingPanda ,

That’s why I won’t go back to the office. It’s just too scary with all those raptors

explodicle ,

Just get used to it. More people get killed by the flu than by raptors now.

RamblingPanda ,

That’s what the raptors want us to think.

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