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jaschen ,

Wait, is this the ship from Firefly?

RizzRustbolt ,

I think it’s the one from Battlespace Galactitoads.

jaschen ,

No, you’re thinking Starfox. Def Starfox.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Scotty: Aye, it’ll take five hours, but I’ll make it fly in three.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.

For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How does Godzilla fit into this?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon’s cockpit.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

“Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger.”

RizzRustbolt ,

Starring Greg Evigan as Billy Drinkcup.

Harpsist ,

I believe that is “The O’Neal” actually.

CaptPretentious ,

FireFly class

Klear ,

🍃

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

↖

Agent641 ,

So say we all

Harpsist ,

“I doing my part!”

Moof_Kenubi ,

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, it only transforms into a GoBot.

RavenFellBlade ,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

That’s not the sick burn it once was, now that Hasbro owns them both.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.

Andonno ,

Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Shitbash

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Thew?

VikingHippie ,

Same, but I’m at my yearly health check-up.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Cut down the Kessel run to 11 parsecs

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Can you travel at warp and hyperspeed at the same time?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah they did it in the famous space documentary “Space Balls”. It’s called “Ludicrous”.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a dangerous maneuver that is liable to send your ship into plaid

HessiaNerd ,

Nah, they need a ram scoop

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Is that fucking thermal paste???

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This bucket of thermal paste’s never gonna get us past the blockade.

Daxtron2 ,

Brother if your thermal paste looks like clay you need to swap it out

VikingHippie ,

What’s so controversial about Gandalf’s horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, but I think you’ll find that Gandalf’s horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.

VikingHippie ,

Right, of course! It’s been too long since I last read the A Song of Ice and Fire series!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.

VikingHippie ,

In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life’s work in favor of their autobiographical movie…

rubythulhu ,

https://i.postimg.cc/Y9Jwwj8n/IMG-1227.jpg

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The door to my home office:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2492b31e-65f6-4c4c-bcb9-3a123a0cd473.png

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTYxMzI5OTE4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEwNjA3OQ@@._V1_.jpg

Right side needs this.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s exactly why I bought it. I’m a huge MSTie.

I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they’d look into it. Who knows?

ExLisper ,

I love Dune!

768 ,

trade must flow

odium ,

That’s Captain Raynolds Galactica!

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I like this.

justlookingfordragon ,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

Star Wreck: Deep Space Nein.

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

So say we all.

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