Boeing is changing their brand name
We here at Boeing Airlines have realized our continued recent issues and failures, and for that we sincerely apologize to any and all affected passengers and crew members....
I discovered the beauty of AI music today. Check it out.
I wrote the lyrics, but the music was the AI....
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Trust exercise 2
My body, my choice
Hopefully some day I can vote for a political party that respects my bodily autonomy to put the drugs I want into my own body....
Solidarity
We are all working class
Is this allowed?
This is a test. I have lots of textual shitposts to make, waiting to be released from the potential that is my soul, in its experience of my self as separate “parts,” created from memories. So many words. Are you allowed to unironically make copy pasta? This post is gibberish and so am I....
The working class must not be divided against itself!
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I need a therian girlfriend 🙏🙏
I found out yesterday while getting a colonoscopy that I have an enlarged anus.
The doctor said it’s probably from years of shitting all over the competition.
Complete this sentence
I will…
Literally (FAANG) Company Meetings
Pick a number. 1 or 2
What are some of your favorite Discord servers to post classified military secrets in?
Hungry-Man Dinners are bullshit
Follow the instructions:...
If the us government bans asbestos what else will I wipe my ass with?
Toilet paper is expensive. Asbestos is the same color as toilet paper and you can clean it by throwing it in the fireplace. This means it can be used as reusable toilet paper. Try using cloth instead of toilet paper and you’re stuck with shit stains....
Just make sure you have an herb before you jump down
Mlnb
American veganism is like American Christianity. Sometimes fine and wholesome, especially when kept to oneself; but often a toxic, blatantly lying, proselytizing cult when in a group
If you want to be vegan, more power to you. But please talk to your doctor first (and optionally do a bunch of reading from non-specifically-vegan sources about how the food is grown). The nutrition-feasibility, health benefits, and current, real-world environmental impact are frequently and loudly lied about by many vegans.
I wish I could get my cock and penis in the same picture
a hard thought
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Someone is Having a Bad Day 😥
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A clothes peg made from jeans....
Bruh
“Hey man, can I get a hand with this real quick?”...
Rapture ASAP Please!
I saw a clip of one of those mega church sleezebags stating the the rapture is days away. I hope he and his friends in his words “go poof” sooner than later. Then I will have more room on the sidewalk for my electric wheelchair.