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Finnbot , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂
@Finnbot@lemmy.world avatar

Glad to see my permanent ban for reporting one fucking Fox News post on politics for blatant climate change denialism is on level with this. For using the report function to bully/harrass ffs. Laughable!

Place was becoming a shitehole months before these API changes anyway.

TwoGems ,

Rabbits

15liam20 , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂

Should definitely be banned for not using an apostrophe.

Gingerlegs , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂

Must be a fun place to work 🙄

Sucks because it used to be an awesome job I bet

InverseParallax ,

No, they talked about it, it was brutal, they were overworked for a good while, then when the money came in they went dumb corporate.

There was a while where they said the stress felt like it was worth it then everything fell apart, this was around when pao was in charge and the ama lady got fired.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

That sounds about right, it’s been coasting on the momentum from past glories since then, and we were protected from the worst of it by third party apps and good mods and communities in smaller subreddits. Both things they’re now ripping apart. Curious to check Reddit again in a couple years and witness just how bad it got.

ModernRisk , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂
@ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Surprises me that you get banned for it but whenever someone else call another person that - they get away with either a warning or nothing happens. Lol.

Bushwhack , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂

I tagged him in messages for a few days calling him a cunt but never got banned. I guess DM was the thing to make it be effective?

assassin_aragorn ,

Admins, or at least him, don’t get notified when you tag them

Bushwhack ,

Good. Fuck u/spez — that little cunt

manitcor , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂
@manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech avatar

please tell me you did this AFTER systematically devaluing your years of submitted content?

LA71 OP ,

Yep. 👍🏻

manitcor ,
@manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech avatar
LA71 OP , in Permanent ban on last day with Apollo app. Called u/Spez a cunt in a message 😂

I’m actually proud of this and might frame it for my office 🤣

can ,

I’d be thrilled to know I personally offended a CEO

OctopusKurwa ,

You should. I printed out a screenshot when I got blocked by Rudy Giuliani on Twitter lol

EvilEyedPanda ,
Butane ,
@Butane@lemmy.world avatar

Amazing!

peachybuttcheek ,

As you should be. This is my first comment here and fuck spez, the greedy cunt.

gylotip ,

Wait a minute, why does Reddit call it a ban? Normally, account bans are called suspensions unless it’s a shadowban. I got one for abusing the report button, and they called it a ban. Why is Reddit mixing these terms? It doesn’t even make sense at all.

Seven , in False infomation being spread
@Seven@lemmy.world avatar

When the streamer is a psychotic serial murderer!!! :sus:

1chemistdown , in glug glug
@1chemistdown@kbin.social avatar

Let’s not slut shame here. We can all agree Boebert is a horrible person, so bad that her cheating partner denies being with her, that we can avoid giving her shit for giving it out to any second rate zodiac killing Ted Cruz looking troll. What was my point again? Oh yeah, we do not give girls shit for having a sexual life.

Perfide , in I said what I said.

Honestly. I was setup and subscribed to some initial communities within 2 hours of RIF going down. Literally my only complaint at this point is the relative lack of content.

chaorace , in False infomation being spread
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s all fun and games until Jerma985 shows up and tears apart your flip-flops, too. Tonedeaf posts like these are why he keeps getting away with it.

Static_Rocket , in they make a lot
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

I’d also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.

Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?

sukhmel ,

And my piano, too

20gramsWrench , in they make a lot

is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?

norgur ,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!

RGB3x3 ,

MORE JPEG!

JackGreenEarth ,

To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!

kate ,

That’s a weird way to spell matrix

ObviouslyNotBanana , in they make a lot
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

Samsung: ok

Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

Samsung: ok

max ,

Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

Cybermass ,

Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

Samsung: ok

Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

Samsung: done

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

Samsung: no problem

Me: oh, and some sugar

Samsung: fine, there you go

techtalkf ,
@techtalkf@lemmy.world avatar

Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.

Samsung: ok

Zehzin , in they make a lot
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I would like to buy some air conditioning

Hitachi: OK

And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks

Hitachi: Done

Also I want to pleasure myself

Hitachi: I gotcha fam

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Magic wand moment 😂.

Subverb ,

I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.

Brother: Got you covered.

Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?

Brother: Funny you should ask!

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