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Duke_Nukem_1990 , in We're monsters

Humans experimenting on weaker animals has peak fashist vibes.

“bUt iTs oNLy a SnAiL” yeah and before anything happens on humand they will experiment on mammals.

datelmd5sum ,

last step in trials is poor people.

Kolanaki ,
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“Hey guys… Is it fascist to want to learn more about the reality we find ourselves in?”

Wogi ,

There was a period during the Chinese Communist revolution that basically labeled a lot of modern science as capitalist propaganda.

There’s a book series that starts with that event, and is the inciting event that caused a group of scientists to basically invite a hostile race of aliens to earth to wipe out and rebuild society.

I forget the name, it’s by Cixin Liu

Edit: The Three Body Problem is the first book

SCB ,

If anyone stumbles across this, the entire series is amazing and worth your time

WarmSoda ,

I agree. And if you want to listen to great break downs of the series look up Quinn’s Ideas on YouTube.

SCB ,

YES omg that dude is amazing

Femcowboy ,

Call me Hitler but it’s only a snail. If this can erase my dad strangling me or watching someone shoot themself from my brain IDC how many invertebrates die for it.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Peak human.

Femcowboy ,

I a sapienbrained humancel. You got me.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

How many dogs and chimpanzees are you willing to murder for the human trial to fail in phase 2?

Misconduct ,

How many you got?

neshura ,
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This may be tough to hear but some poeple don’t give a shit about animals.

Is that arrogant? Fuck yes. Is it hypocritical? From most people, yes. Is it wrong? Lol no, humanity rules over earth and I really don’t see why we should (potentially) torture our own population in experiments rather than species that largely lack self awareness and often have problems with object permanence.

Animals are animals and unless one of them writes me an essay about how all of this is wrong in its own language I won’t change my mind on that. The only species coming even remotely close to us in intellect and mind are dolphins and octopi, neither of which are commonly used for animal trials of anything except puzzles.

Femcowboy ,

Dogs? We have a limitless supply, go nuts scientists. Chimps eh let’s say less than 30, the lower the amount of chimps that die the better but at the end of the day, traumatic experiences vastly reduce quality of life for people, so if chimps gotta die, they gotta die.

WarmSoda ,

Would you prefer all medicines and other technologies skip trials and go straight to the counter?

B1naryB0t , in Melons right.

Re-seed the seedless melon

Belgdore , in People right now to LMG...

Linus always looked and sounded like the Ellen DeGeneres of nerd media. I think he’s proving that he actually just is Ellen DeGeneres.

Speiser0 , in We're monsters

Why is the snail so large?!

Clusterfck ,

So they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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It doesn’t remember, sorry.

postmateDumbass ,

Exactly the reason they had to fund this project.

Cheaper than the lawsuit.

Kolanaki ,
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The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.

TheRealLinga ,

But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?

Kolanaki ,
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It’s too big.

TheRealLinga ,

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!

Chais , in Trump right before his fight with Freiza
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Drumpf is like Mr. Satan, except Mr. Satan is in better shape. But just like Mr. Satan even Yamcha could whoop his butt. And just like Mr. Satan there’d be no end to the stream of excuses how he had the sun in his eyes or it was all rigged or Yamcha cheated or …

ballsmaster OP ,
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He sure does eat like Goku on King Kai’s planet

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0c2945d6-bf60-4725-989e-cbb3e9b672fc.jpeg

Chais ,
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nxdefiant , in We're monsters

decoy snail

SomeBoyo ,

Oh no the real one escaped

Techmaster ,

Probably a racing snail.

abbadon420 , in Lies and deception.

I found this review useful

db2 , in Trump right before his fight with Freiza

Trump is a walking pile of excrement. You’re glorifying a narcissistic grifter. It’s not cute or funny, it’s gross.

ballsmaster OP ,
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ballsmaster OP ,
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db2 ,

You’re really creepy and I’m blocking you.

FaeDrifter , in Lies and deception.

c/uselessredcircle

Zehzin , in We're monsters
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I can give snails brain (ganglia?) damage too, you’re not that special, scientists.

froghorse , in Reality for thee, not for me

Half the population worships bloody-fanged tyrannosaurus. The other half worships snuggly hivemind. I don’t much like either.

jumbodumbo , in Trump right before his fight with Freiza

Trump could beat all of the dragon ball characters singlehandedly without even using his transformation himself. Seethe and mald weebs.

nightwatch_admin ,

Given that he actually needs just to kick a tv/computer screen, yes, yes he might indeed beat a screen to shards and win the fight. Might.

Sh4d0w_H34rt , in Trump right before his fight with Freiza

He getting Yamcha-ed

MargotRobbie , in Gamerdog. Get yours today.
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Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn’t make limited edition bright pink hotdogs…

But maybe we should have…

ridethespiral ,

Please eat verification hot dog to continue movie.

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