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Got_Bent , in LinkedIn

I recently deleted my LinkedIn for two reasons:

  1. Endless horseshit recruiters coming at me with bullshit jobs
  2. I come from a large firm. LinkedIn became what I would describe as occupational hubris as I would see partners from there making prideful post after post about increasing the toxicity of the place in words that made them sound all wise and stuff

I would further see many posts about young people abandoning pursuit of the profession and there being a dire shortage of entry level recruits. Responses to these posts always address lowering the educational and certification requirements, but never address the reality of working eighty hours a week, getting shat on, berated, and dehumanized the entire time for about sixty grand a year with maybe a five to ten percent chance of moving up to the real money.

Fuck all of them right in the eyeball with the white hot barbed penis of Satan himself.

Every once in a while, I’ll drive by that building. When I do, I open up the sun roof and throw them a Bronx salute out the roof as I pass by. I know somebody actually saw me do it because word got back to me about it. Petty I know, but satisfying nonetheless.

I make maybe one third of what I could if I had stuck it out, but I still make plenty to live on, and that increase would require me to be somebody I refuse to become.

todd_bonzalez ,

I’m very mean to LinkedIn recruiters. I always let them pitch the job, but I always say “please review my job experience first, I don’t appreciate my time wasted”.

And usually my response is something like “What the hell made you think that pitching this IT Technician job to someone with the current job title of Senior Project Manager was a good idea? When I asked you to read through my job experience, I guess I made the mistake of thinking you could read.”

superkret ,

If they actually knew the industry, they’d try to pitch you a job as goat herder.

interdimensionalmeme ,

60k US a year for 8 hours a week getting berated ? Where do I ducking sign ?

cheers_queers ,

eight zero, friend

Got_Bent ,

Eighty not eight. I didn’t even typo that.

Evil_Shrubbery , in Amun-Ra Be Praised

TBF at the time it was green & foresty

Fizz , in Sigma male Patrick Bateman Ryan Gosling Drive (2011) Compilation Cobratate The Joe Swanson Experience
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Dylan “thundercock” Sullivan

MadhuGururajan , in The duality of Lemmy

Funnily this post is so meta as it is trying to ascribe multiple behavior to what looks like a single entity called Lemmy whereas it’s a town square that anyone can post to.

random_character_a , in Financial advice
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…and never paid any taxes.

ivanafterall , in Financial advice
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Pull yourself up by your toe beans, damn it!

Got_Bent , in You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it

I’m curious where this is. They won’t even arrest you solely on possession in most of Texas anymore. Now it’s mostly used as an add-on to other charges to make the plea bargain less favorable.

conditional_soup , (edited ) in LinkedIn

The thing I find weird is when people start interacting with weird Facebook-y political posts, and interacting with them in a pretty strong way. In my mind, LinkedIn is a picture of what you’re like to work with, it’s how you present yourself to prospective co-workers.

kameecoding ,

Sounds like a self solving issue

FlyingSquid , in please be nice to retail workers
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I wish I was a more confrontational person because there were definitely times I saw a retail worker being needlessly berated and I didn’t confront the person doing it.

I’ve never been in a physical fight and I would almost certainly lose, so I just avoid them.

boatsnhos615 , in Outrageous!

WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS

p000l , in LinkedIn

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