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LemmyFeed , in Stop it

When you have an itch but no arms to scratch it.

CheeryLBottom ,

When you step on a Lego barefoot

Skaryon , in Crazy how that works

I really like how he’s embraced the silly troll

LastoftheDinosaurs , in 2 days and zero reports. Well done for your good behaviour everyone
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  • altima_neo ,
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    Yeah, I thought it was because .world was down?

    zalack , in Crazy how that works
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    Lol, for some reason this made me think of a scene from The Good Place:

    Hey. You look happy. You get laid last night? I didn't. Tried. Hard. This chick that I met after I followed her into a yoga class, but she wasn't into it. Maced me. Right in the eyes. Stung like hell. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Hey.

    itsnotlupus , in I started making generic library signs instead of visiting Reddit. I'm trusting you to not post them IRL.

    Darn AI and its filthy mind! What will it think of next?

    ilex OP ,
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    Emu , in Crazy how that works
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    Wait are you being serious? He’s clearly joking

    NarrativeBear ,

    Ya, Hugh doesn’t own a coffee shop!?

    str82L , in Tell me something I don't know.

    Hang on, past tense of Will is not Would! Maybe Did?

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    would is the past tense form of will.

    learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/…/will-would

    mycodesucks ,

    It SAYS that, but regardless of the source, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

    Will and would are both modal auxiliary verbs, and as such, don't actually have a past tense in the sense other verbs do. They don't have participles either. You don't have "woulding" or "woulded", and neither has a present or past tense either. Even if you wanted to argue it, what's the past tense of other modal auxiliaries? What's the past tense of "may"? Or "should"? And before you say "May have" or "should have", then why isn't the past tense of "will" "will have?"

    The same is true of "can" and "could". Could is NOT the past tense of "can" because a past tense for a modal auxiliary verb is nonsensical. What they MEAN when they write that is "could is a verb that can be used in place of can in some situations to refer to the ability to do something having taken place in the past", but they are different words that happen to share related usage.

    In the case of "will"/"would", not even THIS makes sense. Will is used as an indicator to shift the following verb's action into the future. The past tense of shifting something into the future means... what? Making something hypothetical?

    While calling these verbs "past tense" is a functional shorthand for explaining their function, the reality is modal auxiliaries do not have tenses or other forms, and it's disappointing to see the British council screw this up.

    quindraco ,

    It’s weird even thinking of “will” as a verb. It involves no action, unlike every other verb.

    “I will.” is like the sentence “You dolt.” Neither contains any action. I’m willing to accept linguists think of the word as a verb, but I’m also deeply confused why they would.

    Still ,
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    you dolt is a shortening of you are a dolt are is the verb and ar is implied in the shortened version

    Waraugh ,

    You seem smart, I will follow you.

    mycodesucks ,

    Nah, I'm an idiot who happens to be an English teacher for foreign language speakers. Nitpicking bad language rule explanations is my job.

    neutralbipolar2 , in Tell me something I don't know.
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    Someone gotta tell Will.I.Am to change his name to reflect his relevancy

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    He just released a single with Britney Spears. So I guess they’re both pretty thirsty right now.

    (Not to get totally off-topic, I just saw that in the news and I was like, wow, it’s 2012.)

    RagingNerdoholic ,

    I think you meant Britnied Speared.

    TheRealKuni ,

    Elton John did a single with Britney Spears not too long ago. I don’t hate it, if I’m being honest.

    key , in Is it trash day or someone sharing their thoughts?

    Who chairs? The Ottomans ought to, man.

    speaker_hat , in Is it trash day or someone sharing their thoughts?

    This sheet is realz

    Technological_Burger , in Is it trash day or someone sharing their thoughts?

    Sofa so good!

    Oisteink , in Please don't post this on your campus.

    I wanna see moar! I might print one - keep in mind we have logos on the bottom part, one left, one right - I will have to check with communication before I can add that for completeness. Unless it’s art exhibit… I’ll show them to our art curator.

    ilex OP ,
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    Ihnivid , in Running a company without understanding anything about its business model

    If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

    MaxVoltage ,
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    😂 😂 😂 😂

    ShootBANGdang , in I started making generic library signs instead of visiting Reddit. I'm trusting you to not post them IRL.

    My AI-generated sniffer is going off. (Never mind. Just saw your subtitle.)

    auhu , in Please don't post this on your campus.
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    I came here for shit and found gold

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