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Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) in A story in two parts

Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story actually the ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?

Rentlar ,

The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.

ZombiFrancis , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Needs bacon and a fried egg.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

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Kyrgizion , in I Drank Every Flavor Of Red Bull In A Row To See If It Would Give Me Wings

Diabeetus

capt_wolf ,
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And arrythmia…

variants ,

And the big sleep

capt_wolf ,
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Ah, so there it is! Red Bull, in fact, does give you wings!

Battle_Masker , in Burninate
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I don’t think that’s what “more different S” means

radicalautonomy ,
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I CAN’T SPELL YOU!

janNatan , in A story in two parts

Would be funnier if it didn’t say “used” and only “junk.”

boatsnhos931 , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea

ChronosTriggerWarning , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

“Oh no, not again.”

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Burninate

The elder gods have been summoned

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Originally old Flash cartoons?

No doubt, they’re some seriously old deities

Welcome to Strongbadia!

hotpot8toe , in A story in two parts

haha cybertruck is shit! super original joke that I am not tired of hearing

dual_sport_dork ,
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We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.

Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.

moody ,

Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.

flambonkscious ,

Nah, I love those things.

That horrible abortive fiat multipla, however, will always gather my scorn. Even when discontinued, it was just that ugly with it’s 6 headlights and two noses

Holyginz ,

So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.

renzev ,

It’s not a joke tho?

chemicalwonka , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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heart attack

solsangraal , in Kind of ironic

another reason brick and mortars are fucked. weird how ordering online and waiting 2 days is infinitely less annoying than driving to a store, finding the thing you went there for locked up, and having to fetch a wage slave to open the glass case for socks. after he’s done helping the 5 people in front of you

pineapplelover ,

I actually love going to REI. Super helpful and cool place. Microcenter is ok, I only get 3D printer filament there and they also do price matching so if you find the same thing on amazon or somewhere cheaper, they’ll match the price.

nicky7 ,

I agree; I won’t even buy it if it’s locked up.

Ghostwurm , in Cyberpunk 2024
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Wushu Dolls, intensifies

Lemjukes , in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Great joke but I think the arrow and label kills the frog just a little.

LyD ,

Disagree, I really needed it.

thisbenzingring ,

Yeah I didn’t get the joke until then. It’s perfect as is

Lemjukes ,

I don’t think that disagrees with my point. I simply think jokes are funnier the harder you work to get them. I too didn’t get it until seeing the arrow and label, but I would have found more enjoyment from a longer buildup and mental work to understand the joke than just having it served to me. Maybe I should add this context:

‘Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand how it works, but the frog dies.”

boatsnhos931 , in what then?

Instant riot because his supporters would all offer their mouths and orifices

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