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morrowind , in It's a matter of confidence or something
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life is too short to talk to women

balderdash9 ,

I’m too short to talk to women

morrowind ,
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I’m too lively to be short

ummthatguy , in It's a matter of confidence or something
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Because I’m free. Nothings worrying meee…

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Ghoti_ , in Gone too soon

I didn’t look it up to verify, but I think I read that Michael Gambon didn’t read any HP stuff outside of his lines so he winged everything.

FartsWithAnAccent , in Beware the evil CVS
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Aren’t they always evil?

Tedesche , in Gone too soon

He will obviously be missed, but I don’t think 82 is “too soon,” even in this day and age.

Exusia OP ,
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A propensity to be exceedingly attached to things you grew up with means it will always be too soon.

Noone wants to grow up :(

SuiXi3D ,
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If time is relative that means there’s no such thing as too soon.

Confuzzeled ,

He was supposed to die at 8pm not 11am.

Ubermeisters ,

It was a time zone calculation issue

JoShmoe , in Beware the evil CVS

You should see their underground selection.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Please, no! I have a family.

Steak , in One million years from now...

“why does this grass taste like plastic?”

Not that they know what plastic is but ya know.

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ParsnipWitch , in One million years from now...

The sad thing is, if we want life as we know it (that includes horses happily munching on grass) to continue existing, humans are it’s only shot.

It might be edgy and cool to wish humanity would go instinct, but with it, potentially all life will go instinct.

SmoothIsFast ,

I mean not really once costal areas flood and the locations best for growing food change we will see massive issues with humanity surviving, the rest of the ecosystem would adapt, migrate and evolve to survive. Hell even chernobyl basically shows us even if we went the full nuclear option wildlife would bounce back better than before with just maybe shortened life expectancies. We are a lot more prone to die from changes than the wildlife on this planet is.

ParsnipWitch ,

Short term, yes, no question. But long term (a million years and beyond) we look at different challenges life on earth will face.

It’s a fact that it won’t simply continue existing indefinitely. And definitely not in the diversity we know now. It’s not likely for rabbits or another species to suddenly rise up to the task of inventing space travel. That would need way more time than what it takes for earth to be hit by an asteroid big enough so that life won’t bounce back. The same goes for other types of mass extinction. Only humans have at least a slight chance to make life endure beyond earth.

ladicius ,

Why should we, and who cares?

ParsnipWitch ,

Why shouldn’t we care, though? Personally, I see no reason why we should not try to preserve life, especially when perhaps it’s the only example of life there is.

Rationally, since we don’t know whether there is a reason for anything, the only thing we can do is to insure that someone in the future will be able to find it. That chance is 0 if life stops existing altogether.

SmoothIsFast ,

Oh fuck off

SmoothIsFast ,

I mean realistically even then we don’t know for sure, it took humans and our ancestors a couple hundred thousand years to develop to to where we are at now. It’s not to say any other of our closest relatives could end up on a similar path without us in the picture in a much more tropical climate as they are used too. The question is will the earth stabilize itself when we get to that point or will we take it out of balance so severely that it goes into run away warming like Venus ending all life.

cm0002 ,

I think you’re underestimating our ability to save our own asses through technology.

Even if all the soil for growing food goes to crap, we can just engineer food crops that can grow in that soil. Hell, NASA has a research project exploring how to grow crops in moon (Or maybe it was martian) soil. Humans are one of the most adaptable species, because if natural processes are too slow we can just augment it through our technological prowess.

SmoothIsFast ,

Even if all the soil for growing food goes to crap, we can just engineer food crops that can grow in that soil.

It’s not about soil going to crap its about the climate surrounding those areas changing. Moon and Mars experiments are about indoor climate controlled greenhouses which sure can be done anywhere but not at the scale needed for our current civilizations or to replace the agriculture infrastructure at scale we have now.

really , in Beware the evil CVS

Where is this CVS?

Someonelol ,

East LA by Atlantic and Whittier. Used to be an opera house.

LemmyFeed ,

What a fucking age we live in where an opera house is turned into a chain pharmacy. Fantastic.

steal_your_face ,
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Better than it getting torn down ¯_(ツ)_/¯

collegefurtrader ,

Is it?

p1mrx ,

Slowly, gently, aisles unfold their wonders,
Grasp them, see them, beneath fluorescent numbers.
Turn your gaze away from the bustling street outside,
Turn your steps to where deals and savings bide,
And listen to the checkout scanner glide.

Close your eyes, picture discounts you have never seen,
Purge your mind of the other stores you’ve been.
Close your eyes, let your shopping cart fill more,
And shop, as you’ve never shopped before.

PP_BOY_ ,
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Quick question: When was the last time you went to an opera performance?

GrammatonCleric , in Beware the evil CVS
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The Dark Souls of pharmacies 💀

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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The security archers on the roof are pretty intense.

xusontha , in Beware the evil CVS

They give you cocaine and morphine as painkillers, as is thematically appropriate

EthanRDoesMC , in Used to scare the living daylights out of me
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“That’s Frank.” drives away

saltedFish , in Find a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.

Is he the receiver of head or the head of receiving?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Yes

Smokeydope , in Iä! Iä! Pumpkin fhtagn!
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Reminds me of the Robot Chicken parody where the pumpkin offs them all and gets eaten by the tree

pikachus_ghost_uncle ,

Reminds me of an Of Montreal album cover.

Illuminostro , in Immune to marketing

“This year, hundreds of men will die of stubbornness from ignoring…”

“No, we won’t.”

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