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abraham_linksys , in Shitpost me senpai

Anime was a mistake

guffawjones , in looking forward to the comments

This is why I pronounce it jif, a gif is about 5 seconds or even up to about a minute in length. (originally)

it takes a short amount of time to watch from start to finish, so its “done in a jiffy.” not a giffy.

Elric , in looking forward to the comments

In English GI is usually pronounced j. But really who cares?

Mrduckrocks ,

I do :)

andthenthreemore ,
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I guess no one ever bought you a jift for your birthday.

EvilHankVenture ,

Jirls jive jifts of jilded jirders

bustrpoindextr ,

Unless it’s the start of the word and then it’s usually pronounced g.

youtu.be/N1AL2EMvVy0

LillyPip , in looking forward to the comments

Look, it’s not Jrafics Interchange Format.

Case closed.

Siethron ,

How do you Pronounce SCUBA?

LillyPip ,

[skʌbɑ], right?

LukeMedia ,

Something’s creepy under boat… Andy!

LillyPip ,

Bang on your tank, Luke!

(That’s BOYTL, for those keeping score).

Micfoo , in [Day 5] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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Pull it down, flip it and reverse it.

TheSaneWriter , in Shitpost me senpai
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Lord help our damned species.

001100010010 , (edited ) in That'll be my last word
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Can’t relate. It’s 20231231 for me.

Edit: Also this format is superior for file sorting. All files are chronological.

In your time format: 010124 goes before 123123.

You could have 4 files dated: January 01, 2002; June 11, 2001; July 21, 2004; December 31, 2003

In your time format the files would be sorted like this:

<pre style="background-color:#ffffff;">
<span style="color:#323232;">010102
</span><span style="color:#323232;">061101
</span><span style="color:#323232;">072104
</span><span style="color:#323232;">123103
</span>

It’s 2002, then 2001, then 2004, then 2003. What a fucking mess.

In ISO 8601, there’s no such issue.

Before you reply saying theres a sort by date feature, yes I know, but file creation date isn’t the same as when the data is actually recorded. You could be inputting that data from a piece of paper in 2005 after the data being recorded in the years prior, so the creation dates would all be in 2005. Also, sometimes when copying files, the dates randomly reset. Putting the date in the filename ensures it wouldn’t disappear due to OS shenanigans.

nero ,
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How does that last point work? The ”Putting the date in the files ensures it wouldn’t disappear due to OS shenanigans.”?

001100010010 ,
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Example:

Lab_Report_20020101

That’s what I always do with files. Windows like to reset your date attributes for some reason. If you copy a file, or upload it to cloud and redownload, there are some cloud services that doesn’t save the file date for some reason. Filename always gets saved.

NessD ,

You create a file on 30.09.2010, back it up and lose it due to hardware failure on 12.07.2022. When you restore the file from your backup to your device it will most likely be stamped as created 12.07.2022 even though originally it was created before that. If you name your file manual_2010-09-30.pdf you always know the date it was created and sort it by that filename.

nero ,
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Thanks for the example!

TWeaK ,

Strictly speaking in ISO 8601 it would be 2023-12-31.

001100010010 ,
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Yea lol, but missing some dashes will still work for for file sorting.

gnutrino ,

20231231 is a valid ISO 8601 date, the separators are optional.

Zamotic ,

I completely agree. Everyone always asks me why I suffix my filenames with the date like this (or YYYY.MM.DD). But this is so files sure up in correct order when sorted my name. It seems so obvious.

Ricaz ,
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Meanwhile Linux (ext4) users are over here sorting by whatever we want.

With ctime, mtime and atime it doesn’t matter what you call your files!

I use Arch btw

Eheran ,

Sure, but then you need the correct file property or else nothing works? Since it is usually not my job to create files, I depend on companies to do the job right. But I have some bad news there. Example: DJI names the recordings or pictures you take something like DJI0001.jpg. guess what happens after DJI0999.jpg? That’s right, DJI0001.jpg. and don’t get me going about random time jumps in the date recorded/taken embedded in the file. Pure cancer. The script to rename the files to YYYYMMDD_HHMMSS looks like shit because of all the special cases you need to consider.

Ricaz ,
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Oh I agree wholeheartedly, I just wanted to advertise Linux. ISO 8601 for life, baby

rjs001 , in Organic, huh?
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I always try to avoid buying organic. I specifically will avoid purchasing something if it says organic on it

AlecStewart1st ,

Saves you whatever they marked up the price to for adding the “organic” label.

Cruxifux , in Actual shitpost

And pee in the balls

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Then where is cum stored?

001100010010 ,
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In the mouth

suckaduck OP ,
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Yo mama

Diprount_Tomato ,
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You mama’s ass?

TheBlackSwordsman ,
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In the brain

TheBlackSwordsman , in Actual shitpost
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This is an extraordinary scientific breakthrough. Simply, powerful.

Imgonnatrythis , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

You wanna maybe use a red circle mate?

Ertebolle , in Organic, huh?

I for one am happy to know that the food I purchase is strictly carbon-based and doesn't contain fillers made up from ground-up Horta carcasses or whatever.

Hank ,

I'm sorry to tell you this but plants contain anorganic elements. It's less than 1% tho.

Streetdog ,
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That’s unacceptable.

Imgonnatrythis ,

That’s why I avoid them

DharmaCurious ,

No kill I!

HardlightCereal , in Shrodinger’s Megamind

This is like saying if Australia has multiple states, then there must be a state where Australia doesn’t exist

Afghaniscran ,

Makes sense, for the universe with no multiverse theory to exist they have to be part of the multiverse since we exist in a universe where it does.

HardlightCereal ,

And also, multiverses aren’t part of universes. There isn’t a state where countries don’t exist, because countries aren’t part of states. States are part of countries.

MxM111 ,

Which states are we talking about? Political states or quantum states?

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

… but Australia doesn’t exist???

db2 ,

He’s taking about Spiderland, which is dangerous if King Arachnos hears of it.

HardlightCereal ,

Who’s talking about Spiderland?

EatMyDick , in looking forward to the comments

I guess you call them jay fegs right?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Jay-paygs

JTode , in looking forward to the comments

I’ve been fighting this war for OP’s side since 1987. Come at me, I’m on Tijer Guice and shit.

samus12345 ,
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You got any ghin to go with that juice?

JTode ,

I’m on the wajon right now but I had ghoti and shiffs for suffer last nijt.

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