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ComfortablyGlum , in Clogged the toilet at the grocery store

It can’t be any worse than what I did. TMI alert.

I was in a psychiatric ward in my teens. Around that time, I also had major issues with pooping in strange places. I didn’t poop for 11 days! Don’t ask me how I wasn’t in pain, but somehow I just shut off my rectum. Mom finally came to visit me, and we went to a restaurant for lunch. I guess I felt safe enough with mom near by (no, not in the bathroom with me), because I finally couldn’t hold it. I crapped so much it was literally piled over the top of the water. Plus add toilet paper, of course it clogged. And it was the only toilet in the place. And when I came out there was a HUGE line of people waiting (no clue how long I was in there). I told the person in front of the line to wait because the toilet was clogged, then went to ask for a plunger. The counter person said they would take care of it, so I went back to the table. I don’t have the slightest clue what happened after, but I thank God this was before everyone had cell phones. You know that shit would have been all over the internet!

Rengoku , in Renters!

He was a genius.

Buoys_in_the_hood , in Renters!

I mean, does he have a mortgage? She better be splitting the mortgage

SrElsewhere OP ,

A guy like this probably has no mortgage.

Ongar , in Kevin and Sheryl <3

People really use this awful font as their default??

betterdeadthanreddit , in Kevin and Sheryl <3

Halfway through the web of social connections, I was expecting this to end like that old doctor riddle or some sort of logic puzzle where you have to identify people from a set of linked clues.

SrElsewhere , in Trouble viewing?

Some things got weird in the wake of yesterday’s attack. You and others couldn’t see the images, but I (the OP) could. Today, some people could see the images, but I couldn’t see any of the maybe 20 images that I uploaded yesterday. I could see images uploaded two days ago.

Today, I re-upped all yesterday’s images in the hope that the issue will go away for all. Or at least on my posts from yesterday. I see that there are still issues with some uploads today.

alertsleeper , in You Made It!

strangely wholesome, what’s the catch?

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s your arch-nemesis, the snail of death.

For context: reddit.com/…/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_bo…

Archive: archive.is/SVe4p

bloodtide , in You Made It!

A third of that snail’s year is just slithering between the ant’s house and his own house

Norgur , in Stay-at-home dad

Imagine being stuck in your "I am the provider of this family" gender role so much that you turn down this kind of offer.

Ghost33313 ,
@Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

Shit. I took this offer for 10k more than I was making and benefits.

STUPIDVIPGUY , in We’ve all been there

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

thank god I have IBS

SubArcticTundra , in The Finger of Contempt
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Forget arguing over the internet. Arguing over the newspaper is such a killer move

Jimmycrackcrack , in We’ve all been there

I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

EdibleFriend , in They do kinda look alike
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Did I break Lemmy? This and a bunch of other posts are completely blank. There’s no link at all. But people are upvoting so I guess they can see it? What did I do?

I just left Reddit I can’t lose this place as well :(

Existential_prices ,
@Existential_prices@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy.world is under attack, so maybe they e stopped access to new images being uploaded, the website part keeps showing porn.

SrElsewhere OP ,

You wouldn’t happen to have the URL for that website part would you? So I can avoid it, of course.

SrElsewhere OP , in LoL

It might help to squint a little bit and tilt your head side to side.

JustZ , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"
@JustZ@lemmy.world avatar

Every single person I’ve ever met that has used the word “cuck” has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.

BaroqueInMind ,
@BaroqueInMind@kbin.social avatar

Joseph, Jesus's father is the the GOAT cuck.

collegefurtrader ,

OR the sometimes richest man on the planet

rambaroo ,

When did Bezos call someone a cuck?

AfricanExpansionist ,

Yeah, people who don’t get laid use this word as an insult

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