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FilthyShrooms , in Right on!

It seems I took a left on read

Wogi , in Photographing the unphotographable

None of y’all are plumbers and most of y’all work in IT and it fucking shows.

This is not a case where a photo is required or even all that helpful.

A photo shows that water is running. Is it hot, is it cold, is it lukewarm? Who knows?? Certainly not the landlord.

Probing questions sure would have been helpful. Like is the water lukewarm or cold?

If it’s either it doesn’t matter, the heater is not working and a plumber is required.

Now what if the water isn’t running? Well then the response would indicate that.

“No there’s no water at all when I turn on the hot water.”

Ok that’s an entirely different problem, could be the heater, could be someone turned a valve off.

But even that much information isn’t all that important because no matter what the problem is, or where it’s located, the tenant will not be able to resolve this issue, a plumber is required. They’ll need access to the premises, because water heaters are generally inside the unit, which means the tenant will likely need to be present when the plumber shows up.

The plumber is absolutely not going to show up with a water heater based on what information he can get out of a text. He’s going to come in, and investigate the issue. Sometimes it’s a quick fix, sometimes it’s a problem. Generally the tenant is going to have absolutely no way of resolving it themselves, and generally a landlord wouldn’t want them to.

This is not an IT ticket, it’s a "call a fucking plumber my shits broken " ticket.

jarfil ,

None of y’all are plumbers and most of y’all work in IT and it fucking shows

You’re not a plumber and you lack problem fixing skills and it fucking shows. 🙄

The photo shows:

  • water is running, meaning: the faucet works, the pipe to the faucet works, the water is not shut off
  • the faucet seems to be of a two valve kind, meaning: if the tenant is not an idiot and didn’t turn on the wrong valve, and they did wait a reasonable time for hot water to come out, then the problem is not with the faucet but with the heater
  • the faucet can not be the problem, meaning a plumber does not need to carry a spare faucet, but the pipes could be hooked up wrong (hot pipe to cold valve and vice versa), which could be and easy fox for the landlord themselves without having to pay a plumber

Probing questions would be only useful if the tenant spent some effort on answering them, instead of, for example:

is the water lukewarm or cold?

A: Yes.

what if the water isn’t running?

A: There is no hot water.

This is not an IT ticket, it’s a general problem solving procedure issue.

afraid_of_zombies , in True love

Respond to the posting with you mentioning that you live alone and have O- negative blood type cause fuck it you only live once.

ramenshaman , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

Was feeling pretty holr after lunch but now I’m pretty jisiac.

faceless , in I hate Turkey
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LETS GO ARMENIA !!!@+!!!1!!1 🇦🇲💪

Ganbat , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

Yo, new Thalasin dropped!

metaStatic , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

erry day I'm angry

simple , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

Feeling a bit suasg right now

Masimatutu , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

I’m BOEMINѾ

effward , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped
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deegeese ,

“Looing” is British slang for going number 2.

Imgonnatrythis ,

What’s Loing?

Pregnenolone ,

Loing my balls lmao gottem

Fraylor ,

Dunno about you, but that’s the same as my trust face.

AnIntenseMoist ,

which one? or both at once, like Harrison Ford?

Fraylor ,

Lol I didn’t even see there was two of them. I was speaking about bottom right.

hungryphrog ,

I’m feeling so polyesan rn.

weeabooextract ,

Some of these sound like prehistoric cultures. Like Aurignacian

TonyTonyChopper ,
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“Amination” is a chemical reaction that adds nitrogen to molecules. This man is covered in corrosives, no wonder he’s orange

flambonkscious , in A Clever Title

This might be because I’m bald, old or don’t get out much, but I think this is hilarious

Yttra , in Photographing the unphotographable

Finally! A use for a Pixel 8 Pro’s temperature sensor!

niktemadur , in True love

There were urban legends back in the 80s and 90s about tourists in beach resort cities hooking up with attractive women in bars and discos, going back to their apartments or hotel rooms to keep drinking, passing out, then waking up next day… without the corneas of their eyes! Completely blind!

Buck ,

The one I used to hear was waking up in a tub of ice without one or both kidneys

afraid_of_zombies ,

A friend of mine many many years ago met a girl on a dating site and mentioned it to his mom. She announced that it was a kidney harvesting scam and would not let him go on the date unless he agreed to check in with her afterwards. During the date she texted him multiple times to watch his drink and make sure he doesn’t get his kidneys harvested. When he didn’t respond fast enough she called me and made me promise I would go and rescue him if it happened. After the date she wouldn’t accept text messages that everything was fine. He had to call her and make sure that she could hear his voice. She also called me again and asked me to drop by his apartment to make sure he was there.

She really was a nice woman, just a bit touched.

iviattendurefort ,

“What kind of decent, good-looking woman would want to go out with my son”

afraid_of_zombies ,

Haha I promise you it wasn’t like that. It was the whole dating someone via the Internet that set off her.

blackouttripleseven , in Again?
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do you know who else escaped the cops in a golf cart?

MY MOM

verysoft , in One of the most iconic youtube videos ever made.

Twas a quality prank

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