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key , in If only it was like that

50s is my perfect outdoor temperature range tbh.

pruwybn , in 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'
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Chicken loses job

Chicken is broke, chicken strips

Three seventy-nine

akincisor ,

Good bot!

wesker , in Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus
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No worse fate.

ininewcrow , in Facing life's most difficult battles
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Sore throat? … I’m 45 and I have the start of arthritic disease … last week I woke up with a pain in my shoulders, by the end of the day, I couldn’t lift my arms and the pain was unbearable - it felt like my arm wanted to separate from my body (and I actually wanted it to just to end the pain!) … at one point in your life as you get old, you wish it were just a sore throat.

Imgonnatrythis , in They done did it

And many years later it has served as an excuse for what I insist are mistypes on my browser history.

MissJinx , in Gaston Glock has died
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If only hitler was there to kill hin

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

The hero we didn’t want but needed (in this particular hypothetical situation)

Classy , in Sales technique

Is the guy in the very first top book wearing a bra?

lugal ,

He will pretend it’s the shadow…

ImmaculateTaste ,

Perhaps

phx , in Sales technique

“Men have such unreasonable body expectations of women and objectivity them in media”

(Yea, I know women who say this while reading these books)

YarHarSuperstar , in The Hunger Games
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Throwin bows

FilthyShrooms , in I'm just going to leave this here

Whats wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your circumcised banana

MaxHardwood , in Aliens decide to communicate with us

Are you my mummy?

crsu , in I'm just going to leave this here
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And an uncovered pot of soup? GET OUT

HootinNHollerin , in I'm just going to leave this here

Just the tip

Sharpiemarker , in FEDiverse

Thanks Obama

pixeltree , in Especially with a real one!
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I wish someone would peg me

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