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PeriodicallyPedantic , in Is "disk" just a different spelling of "disc" or are they actually different words?

It’s all disk? 🌎👨‍🚀
Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Tab981 , in Regain Control in my ass

When a demon defiles a witch in my ass

Zoboomafoo , in title

Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome

pipows ,
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I’m truly grateful that I wasn’t born in an era in which I’d have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick

ininewcrow ,
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It was actually worse than that … a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.

captain_aggravated ,
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Honestly I think society would be healthier if we shat communally. Walking around pretending we don’t all have anuses to each other.

ininewcrow ,
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It would put us all in a great environment where we could have access to our feces and an available target to throw them at, especially after a heated debate with some jerk.

They should create a communal toilet for all political discussions and public political forums everywhere.

captain_aggravated ,
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I think that’s called “Reddit.” Just one big shit pit for smelling the communal gas.

Krzd , in Regain Control in my ass
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SYML - Mr Sandmann in my ass

Yeah, that sounds pretty irritating

mycodesucks , in Regain Control in my ass
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Here’s to the Losers in my ass

TheBat , in WW2
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LodeMike OP ,

Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.

macrocarpa , in Regain Control in my ass

Insomnia in my ass

criss_cross , in Regain Control in my ass

The Drapery Falls In My Ass

snf , in Regain Control in my ass

Wicked Game in my ass

GalacticTaterTot , in Regain Control in my ass

Angel of death in my ass

SirSamuel , in title

Ollie went to the neighborhood dance

And he won the big door prize

It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,

And next week some of the guys

They said, "Ollie how’s that toilet brush?

“The one you won from the neighbors?”

Ollie said, "It works pretty good,

“But I prefer toilet paper”

thesporkeffect , in Science Nerds making up shit, because they don't know.

It’s true. Cable elves were hunted to extinction by cable goblins by the late 1980’s.

strawberry ,

then who the fuck keeps tangling my cables?

Kaboom ,

The cable borrowers of course!

wander1236 ,
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Me

strawberry ,

how dare you

Omgboom , in title

xylospongium

CMGX78 , in Regain Control in my ass
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Papa’s got a brand new PigBag in my ass

299792458ms , in WW2

I knew it

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