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Dav09 , in Yum
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aeronmelon , in Disaster strikes

Few things made me get up at 4AM. Fixing the bed sheets was one of them. I’m glad I sleep on futons now.

ms_lane , in Disaster strikes

I once feared the loose sheet, now I fear the quilt cover coming unbuttoned and getting my leg stuck inside it.

Aceticon , in Shart, not fart

“a sad story”

stoy , in Disaster strikes

I have never used a fitted sheet…

I just use normal undersheets and fold them around the mattress

MehBlah , in Shart, not fart

Chewing aluminum foil.

andrew_bidlaw , in Shart, not fart
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Welcome to Jonestown

Enkrod , in Shart, not fart

In our bed?!

VonReposti , in Shart, not fart

You tested positive.

itsgoodtobeawake , in Shart, not fart

It wasn’t milk

loaExMachina , in Shart, not fart

Hedgehog mom crushed.

Sparky , in Someone has been peddling Viagra at the bingo hall
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So a couple of months ago, I saw a bus with a sign that said “fisk og porno” which roughly translates to fish and porn. Turns out there’s a fish market in Norway with that name that does other things after closing hours…

Track_Shovel OP ,

Ew. Here’s hoping the smell you smell is indeed fish

Surp , in Shart, not fart
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Your cat died

Exusia , in Shart, not fart
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Dick went flaccid.

Frid0lin , in Shart, not fart

Fist pump, bro

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