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Gustephan , in Reject reality

This is where most of my passwords come from

sxan , in Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.
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“Monopoly” as “one of [the] world’s greatest games.” That’s enough right there to tell you that civilization jumped the shark decades ago.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I thought it couldn’t get lower than Curb Your Enthusiasm Monopoly.

Yes, it’s real. They found a way to take everything good and funny out of that show and squeeze it out and put the rest down as a board game.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2aea36f8-103e-440b-bd6b-6cacdaea66d0.png

Kolanaki , in Reject reality
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“Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!” - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

Etterra , in the new shit

This fucking planet…

psmgx , in Nihilist would give him one star

Handjob afterwards

Iheartcheese ,
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I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

PhobosAnomaly ,

something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs

TachyonTele ,

Meh that’s an old fake story.

The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.

Grimy ,

Worth it

TachyonTele ,

Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip

Omniraptor ,

yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as “local sexpot” in the obituary.

dharmacurious ,

Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

SkyezOpen ,

He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.

youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8

TachyonTele ,

Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.

I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.

dudinax ,

Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman’s ashes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

PhobosAnomaly ,

yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.

Slovene ,

Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE

Kolanaki , in Nihilist would give him one star
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“Dr. Lewis saved my life!” One star, because they wanted to die

Kolanaki , in Get in the Hilux
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I don’t mind working when it’s either something I enjoy doing and would do without it being a job, or if I can see it tangibly improving something or someone by providing something other people (or myself) need.

If all I see is the boss getting richer while I am doing something I literally would only do because I am being paid to do it, fuck that job.

ByteOnBikes , in Reject reality

Literally this post.

lemmy.world/post/17492502

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/2c717b53-cc66-4fc7-bda3-405cf9e90bd7.webp

BeMoreCareful ,

That’s wildly disturbing.

Like way more than it makes sense for it to be.

rockhstrongo , in Nihilist would give him one star
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One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

marito , in Nihilist would give him one star

I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

TurboHarbinger ,

2/5 passenger didn’t listen to me talk about <insert topic I know nothing about>

Kolanaki , in the new shit
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Where’s the moonbun?

Etterra , in Dad?

It depends on whether or not he also had an empty milk bottle.

Siethron , in Reject reality

I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”

Annoyed_Crabby , in Nihilist would give him one star

Have to do it again but this time do it under an hour.

fl42v ,

Beating good old amputation speedrun with 300% mortality?

menixator , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

needs more jpeg

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