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nifty , in I didn't sign up for this!
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Ask Dall E to illustrate it for you

NorthWestWind , in Heard you liked piracy, so we put more piracy in your piracy
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I like how every screenshot is a different client. It shouts fediverse.

captain_aggravated , in Mildred
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Are geriatric names coming back? Are we going to have a generation of Gladyses and Eustices?

cm0002 ,

Eustices

That’s it, I’m gettin me mallet!

PhlubbaDubba ,

Is it bad that my first thought was Eustice Kidd from One Piece?

Keep that boy away from magnets and we should all be fine!

AFC1886VCC ,

Stupid dog!!!

Praxis ,

Ah, a fan of the Ace Attorney Investigations fan translations, I see /j

PhlubbaDubba ,

I mean I want to name my first son Abe, but that’s because it was my grandfather’s americanized name (Ibrahim)

I think some geriatric sounding names are still respectable sounding enough to stand as good names for kids today. Dot and Conny I think would be good ones for girls and those are nicknames for Dorothy and Constance.

ThatOrangeBird ,

Looks like it. Names like Eleanor, Hazel, Lillian, Ellie and even Millie are in the top 100 baby names this year, and a couple of them are in the top 20 in the U.S.

Excrubulent ,
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It’s called the 100-year rule.

All the common names we grew up with were retro to our parents, and names we think are just so boomer are probably going to be our grandkids’ names.

DMBFFF ,
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Bernice

vimeo.com/207020938

4:05

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FlyingSquid , in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
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I don’t have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:

Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness

Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate

Is it “Into” or “into”? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, “Forty thousand words of debate”, before suggesting the “compromise” solution of “* StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs *”. Here’s what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that’s over three months before the film’s opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.

boatsnhos931 , in Mildred

Definitely not going to pass, automatic red flag

Rolando , in Mildred

Mildred sounds like a lot of fun.

  • is the chief wit at her monthly book club, where everyone is a published author
  • serves tea with strange flavors that you’ll never taste again (and leave you feeling a little… dizzy)
  • can tell you your future just by talking with you for 5 minutes - with 90% accuracy
  • understands that the 1980 BBC miniseries of Pride & Prejudice is the best Austen adaptation ever
  • knows more about gardening than most horticulturists
  • when she insults you, you don’t realize it until weeks later.
Marleyinoc , in Mildred

Maybe it’s the meaning. Just looked it up: Mildred means “gentle strength.” I’m warming up to it.

isthingoneventhis ,

And Milly is a p sweet nickname

boatsnhos931 , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).
Rolando , in Don't.

Just put a sign saying “$1 per toot.” I’d pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.

LordSinguloth ,

-walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table

dreugeworst , in Mildred

my only criticism is that it isn’t old-fashioned enough. if we’re reaching back to old names, why not go all the way and pick a name like Ælfgifu

PhlubbaDubba ,

Too difficult for the clerk to find a keyboard with anglo saxon accomodative keyboard shortcuts.

They’d get Aelfig

name_NULL111653 ,

Yes, please! What I’d give to see generation of Çeowulfs, Ælfgifus, Freyjas, Thorrs and Ragnars.

TheBat ,
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Elon?

pastabatman , in Mildred

When I was in school the kids with the weird names were either picked on or they were super cool and popular. Their parents had no idea which one they were going to be when they chose the name.

Your friend has the benefit of knowing who she is already. If she knows she’s going rock it, then go Mildred.

Etterra ,

You’re usually fine if you’ve got a biblically significant name. Many of those have staying power. Adam, Joshua, David, Samuel, Michael, Rebecca, John, Mary, Paul, etc. not all of them work though, and it varies by culture. “Jesus” is really coming in Spanish but almost unheard of in English (American POV).

Alatain ,
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That is a bit of a selection bias. What you are effectively saying is “the biblical names that have survived to today have staying power”.

But even that isn’t true here as almost all of the names you cite are significantly different now than their original forms. Looking at your list we have Yeshua, Shemuel, Mikael, Rivka, Yohanan, Miriam, and Paulus. Adam is mostly the same, as is David (with a bit of an accent difference), but the rest didn’t exactly emerge as they were.

meliaesc ,

My son is named Jericho 🤷🏽‍♀️

Holzkohlen ,

Jerry

meliaesc ,

Funnily enough, I looked up “Jerry” and it has a different origin, also biblical.

Short form of Jeremiah or Jeremy, which are from the Hebrew Yirmiyahu meaning “sent by God” or “appointed by God”.

norimee , in Don't.

A challenge.

I’d like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the “Don’t”

stebo02 ,
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Without the “Don’t”, I’d just use it without thinking. Now I’d still want to do it but I’d get worried that the store owner might get mad.

PhlubbaDubba , in I didn't sign up for this!

Y’know…I can’t help but feel that an artistic illustration of The Art of War could actually do some pretty interesting stuff in the right hands.

Zacryon , in I didn't sign up for this!

Your paint is the blood of your enemies, and your canvas will be the battlefield.

TheSaus , in I ❤️‍🔥 Piracy

Was kinda hoping this type of post would stay on r*ddit… sadge

db2 ,

Quick, people are having fun, call the police!

BearGun ,

You’re literally in the shitpost community friend, not sure what you expected.

LordWiggle ,
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I was hoping Karens would stay on reddit, but…

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