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MeatsOfRage , in Great Read!

Sit still so I can smell ya

owenfromcanada , in blane
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, do it with a snake

0ops , in Just blame shrinkflation

Many pizza places actually do this to fit the pie in the box, and they’ll sell the big slice as single serving

Gustephan , in that's it that's the whole show

I’m afraid to watch this show again because I remember it being an awesome trippy mess, but I don’t want tonrealize it’s all nostalgia and the show actually sucks so I can’t rewatch it

FiniteBanjo , in blane

I can’t stand to fly I’m not that naive I’m just there to find The better part of me

I’m more than a bird I’m more than a plane I’m a birdplane I’m a birdplane I’m a birdplane

A part of me is a bird The other part is a plane See my feathers Hear my engines My beak and my hydraulic suspensions

Birdplane (A birdplane) I’m a birdplane (A birdplane) I’m a birdplane (A birdplane) Check me out I’m a birdplane (Check me out I’m a birdplane)

I wish that I could cry And fall upon my beak Find a way to lie And pretend I’m not a freak

It may sound insane It might be absurd But I’m a plane and I’m also a bird

You may be confused Now don’t be naive Cause I can eat diesel-flavored birdseed

Cause I’m a birdplane (A birdplane) I’m a birdplane (A birdplane) I’m a birdplane (A birdplane) A motherfuckin’ birdplane (A motherfuckin’ birdplane)

And it’s not easy To be a birdplane

MewtwoLikesMemes , in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I tried but it’s too hot

The_Picard_Maneuver , in breaking the cycle of trauma
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Wholesome

Decoy321 , in I didn’t know geese can own cars

Utter nonsense. Geese won’t own cars.

They’d steal them.

kitnaht , (edited ) in Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)

You can tell us what you’d like us to call you. That’s referred to as your “Name”. You can leave the rest of the language alone. You don’t get to change your adverbs, participles, adjectives, predicates, etc. I’ll call you Mrs. I’ll call you Mr. But the rest, nuh uh.

Assman , in breaking the cycle of trauma
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

“you won’t eat it, pussy”

  • my son to my grandson
metaStatic , in Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)

My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum

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