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pizzatime , in Buffed af

this comment section reads like a twitter exchange and it’s fucking mind numbing

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OverdueSandwich , in Welcome all new users and Reddit refugees! [PARTNERED POST]

I’m doing my part

Old_Fat_White_Guy , in Truth.

Bicycle.

Yesterday while driving on a two lane road with a bike lane there were two people on bikes. What appeared to be a man and a woman in full brightly colored garb and helmets. Both were weaving in the bike lane and/or riding on the dividing line between the bike lane and the road. At one point, as a few cars were approaching them from behind, one of them whips over into the center of the road for no reason other than to block traffic thereby forcing the overtaking cars into the oncoming traffic lane. There was no obstruction on the bike lane. The other rider proceeded with weaving about unpredictably. She simply couldn’t stand the idea of someone safely passing them and forced an unsafe condition for everyone involved…

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.

I pray that every bike she every rides has a slow leak in both tires no matter how often it is patched or replaced. The more time she spends off the road pumping up the tires, the less time she is endangering herself and others.

Rarely is someone on a bicycle and not an asshole!

SexyFlanders138 ,

This is such a strange perspective. I’m not a bike rider, but never understand people’s issues with bikers, joggers, or anything on the road besides cars. Sure, assholes are everywhere, but nearly every biker? That has not been even close to my experience, and I mostly see cars/trucks being unnecessarily aggressive towards bikers and runners.

Old_Fat_White_Guy ,

I live in an area with a lot of paved bike trails… made specifically for bikes, walkers, and joggers to have a SAFE place away for automobile traffic to enjoy their outdoor activity. Also there are bike lanes along side many main roads. The issue is the asshole that isn’t using the provided bike lane and intentionally blocking the main automobile lane while weaving unpredictably thereby making it unsafe to pass.

Driving down the road and a farmer on a tractor pulls out with a trailer loaded down with hay going 5 mph… that’s an annoyance but he’s got work to do and NEEDS to get where he’s going… sucks to be caught behind him but whatever he’s gonna get off the road eventually.

An asshole on a bike unnecessarily whipping over in front of a line of cars for no reason other than to be an asshole… that’s not acceptable behavior that’s a self important entitled asshole. Blocking traffic for LOLs is a dangerous game to play.

ccunix ,

For pulling out into the lane, it may have been called “taking primary”.

If the road is not wide enough to pass them safely, that is the best place to be. That way drivers cannot try and squeeze through. Obviously, I cannot speak for the precise road conditions where this happened, but it is legitimate in certain circumstances. Traffic calming is a good example, as it makes the lane too small for a safe overtake. Add in the fact that most cycle lanes in cities are more dangerous than the main carriageway and you can see why cyclists will take the prime quite often.

Old_Fat_White_Guy ,

That’s where the problem lies… in that particular area the bike lane is plenty wide enough for two bikes to ride side by side and the main roadway, in both directions, is plenty wide enough to not crowd the bike lane. No reason whatsoever for her to move out of the unencumbered bike lane and block the automobile lane which forced everyone attempting to overtake into the oncoming lane. It WASN’T a no passing double line so it was a safe place to take the oncoming traffic lane if it is empty of traffic. She was clearly playing stupid games. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes or fuck around and find out both apply and if she keeps up with that type of action then most certainly some day she will find out what winning a prize is all about. Of course the automobile driver will be the one at fault for driving in the main traffic lane and not avoiding the asshole on a bike.

Ballistic86 , in ravages of socialism

“What the hell are we going to do without viral scat porn videos?” cries “Up yours woke moralists”

Xylight , in r/all
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I hate this format

myxi , in How Mark greets the fediverse at the door
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idk why but this face looks more natural than his natural face

evilgiraffe666 , in The Finger of Contempt

I like the early emoji. Are there earlier examples of them, clear images set in the text lines instead of as a separate section?

_g_be ,

pups up a picture of hieroglyphs

SubArcticTundra ,
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Tfw writing evolved from emoji, so its now just evolving backwards

No_Eponym , in many reasons to eat fruits
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My GF agrees about the dark powers of pineapples.

weirdly_austin , in We’ve all been there
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Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that’s so far out… that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

deegeese , in The Finger of Contempt

Is this the last step before challenging someone to a duel?

eestileib ,

This is the social penalty for refusing a duel. OP asked for one, got told to fuck off, and is now seething.

I_Has_A_Hat , in Heartwarming

Keep going. If this shitty screenshot continues to be shared on the internet, I’m pretty sure in just a few more years the quality will have deteriorated to the point where it’s unreadable.

Heisme , in We’ve all been there
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They should have used their poop knife.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

RyruGrr , in We’ve all been there

I have to admit, I’m a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don’t like my laugh.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

Tordtorden ,

I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the “titta” absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

plain_and_simply , in We’ve all been there

I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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