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duke , in Fuck beans.

Now listen here you little shit

concealmint , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

Thteven , in BEANS
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Bean go in, memes come out. You can’t explain that.

kemsat , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

DBT ,

Let’s face it. The quality of porn on Reddit died over a year ago. Porn businesses got involved and sauce vanished. The content has been weak. It was probably all part of the plan in the Reddit IPO scope of things.

I will never pay for porn and the big studios can suck it till I cum on their faces. Porn will always be free forever.

redballooon ,

I’d argue with those impediments you did something wrong in cultivating your feed.

DBT ,

I changed nothing in over ten years. The content declined over time because big studios issued DCMA’s or whatever.

redballooon ,

Then that’s the problem right there. Of course the subreddits change. People stop posting, others start, moderation changes. You gotta update constantly. I rather follow posters, and channels only discover new posters.

skierra ,

Can you QA PornLemmy?

kemsat ,

I’m mostly into the OF girls that post on Reddit, and stuff like GoneWild.

I’m a weirdo that only uses pics & videos with only girls; basically, I’m not usually into watching “not my dick” getting laid.

Reddit_was_fun OP , in Are you Team Beans or Team No Poop?

Upvote this comment for Team No Poop!

Dave , in There's no karma? [OC]
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The secret is that Lemmy is tracking karma, it just doesn’t show it. There are fields in the database that hold the total comment score and total post score.

gnarly OP ,
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Yeah I recognize it’s a decision from the admins here, but it’s one I approve of heavily for reasons said when I posted this to the fediverse channel. The motivation behind posting is less tainted this way.

elouboub , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.
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Is there a community that exclusively shits on the US on the threadiverse?

ilikekeyboards ,

-be the “first in the world” -everywhere you go yell “USA! USA! USA!” -sparking people’s curiosity and they look into your garden -they find a dystopian horror show, a land where billionaires are kings, millions deprived of liberty, hundred millions depraved of healthcare, an ever increasing tumour of fascists group that wish for some women and minorities to have fewer rights

-ohshit.jpg

You can’t have the biggest running circus without everyone starring and complaining and debating.

BurtsBS ,

Tell me you’ve learned everything you know about the US from 13 year olds online without telling me you learned everything you know from 13 year olds online.

pizzatime ,

he’s not wrong though. like, the mass shooting yesterday was something like the 340th so far this year? the place is fucking nuts

BurtsBS ,

Now remove gang violence.

pizzatime ,

hmmm so what, only like 20 then? you’re right, that’s absolutely an acceptable amount of mass shootings in the first half of the year.

totally normal and something every country experiences. my bad.

Sigmatics , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

“Don’t upvote this!”

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

aja , in [AMA] Hi, I’m /u/spez, CEO of Reddit, coming to you to talk about my recent acquisition of Lemmy and some upcoming changes. Ask me anything!

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

Lepsea ,

No alarm and no surprises

bdonvr , in Best offer.

Fun fact: the Lemmy backend does track Karma. As an instance admin I can pull it up from the database and rest assured I AM judging you.

Skyrkazm ,

Clearly propaganda. We will never have Karma here. Only beans.

astraeus ,
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I propose we call Karma “Beans”

leyland1989 , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don’t ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

void_wanderer ,

When I browse “all” on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit’s r/all was so much better when nudity wasn’t purged from it.

Ookami38 ,

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there’s a tit. It wa perfect.

bloopernova ,
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The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?

jayrodtheoldbod ,

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr’s fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn’t shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that’s the issue we’re going to have, here, and I’m not sure if the “some guy running an instance for the fuck of it” model is prepared for it.

Ookami38 ,

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn’t shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

Clbull ,

Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.

Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.

MrPoopyButthole ,
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The piratebay has been running since 2003 - 2023 on the clear web. Thats how hard it is to take down a website when done properly. With the few times its been down and/or raided thats still 99.99% uptime.

25thSkye ,

Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.

100 ,

I will die on the hill that blu-ray won over HD-DVD purely because the PS3 could play blu-ray and the Xbox 360 couldn’t play either. Blu-ray players were crazy expensive when the PS3 came out, to the point that the PS3 was the cheapest blu-ray player when it came out.

25thSkye ,

Probably helped, but it definitely got accepted at a quicker rate because of porn.

100 ,

Porn industries only chose blu-ray once it was already in the PS3. Out of all the HD-DVD players and blu-ray players on the planet combined at the end of the format war 10 out of 11 were PS3s. Also not to mention that almost everyone backed blu-ray and it was the objectively better format. It held 40% more information and was backed by the biggest media companies. On top of the fact blockbuster went blu-ray.

Honestly it’s very tiresome that everyone says that porn did it when you can look at the facts and see that the war was won by blu-ray from the start and that most porn content was available on both formats for a long time, basically guaranteeing that it couldn’t have affected the outcome. Like I get that “haha porn funny” but it clearly wasn’t the deciding factor, and arguably not a factor at all. Like any cursory look into the history dispels the myth immediately which makes me wonder why everyone feels the need to parrot it as if it’s fact.

25thSkye ,

Cool, thanks for the info. I didn’t do enough research.

GoosLife , in [AMA] Hi, I’m /u/spez, CEO of Reddit, coming to you to talk about my recent acquisition of Lemmy and some upcoming changes. Ask me anything!

Breaking news: Reddit CEO purchases free software: “still not the dumbest decision I’ve made this month” says Spez in rare moment of self-awareness

henfredemars , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn’t go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it’s never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it’s coming from everywhere!

empireOfLove , in 64 beans. If this post gets 64 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

welp, we’ve reached and then blown past that

time to pony up boy

eltimablo , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.

How can America have 25% of the world's prison population of the entire country doesn't make up even 10% of the world's population?

bdonvr ,

Well see, that’s kinda the point of the post.

We’re “the land of the free” but also the land of the most non-free people.

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