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Rengoku , in Renters!

He was a genius.

mainaccount , in Like to try a sample?

$90 for 40 rolls. What a deal!

SrElsewhere OP ,

That may be 90 Canuckistan pesos.

1chemistdown , in Kevin and Sheryl <3
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Did they take a bag of popcorn to thanksgiving? Because, I’m getting ‘they took a bag of popcorn to their mom’s thanksgiving diner’ vibes here.

Any follow up?

GlitchSir ,

Found this on Bing

Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn’t see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl’s husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees.

NoIWontPickaName ,

I thought u/shittymorph came with us for a second.

I'm probably just yelling into the void but...

Hey @shittymorph did you make it?

ThtCrzyBstrd ,

There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

GlitchSir ,

Who’s shittymorph?

ThtCrzyBstrd ,

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

Buoys_in_the_hood , in Renters!

I mean, does he have a mortgage? She better be splitting the mortgage

SrElsewhere OP ,

A guy like this probably has no mortgage.

Ongar , in Kevin and Sheryl <3

People really use this awful font as their default??

betterdeadthanreddit , in Kevin and Sheryl <3

Halfway through the web of social connections, I was expecting this to end like that old doctor riddle or some sort of logic puzzle where you have to identify people from a set of linked clues.

calabast , in Millennials in retirement

I also like her other, similar comic which is about a dog.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/dd0b4769-8592-4059-b87b-1a808426cd0c.webp

(And she has a lot of other great comics too! sarahcandersen.com)

Stovetop , in Millennials in retirement

“retirement”

Jamie ,
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I thought we were just all working until we die to feed the stock market.

RVGamer06 ,
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USkill issue

SrElsewhere , in Trouble viewing?

Some things got weird in the wake of yesterday’s attack. You and others couldn’t see the images, but I (the OP) could. Today, some people could see the images, but I couldn’t see any of the maybe 20 images that I uploaded yesterday. I could see images uploaded two days ago.

Today, I re-upped all yesterday’s images in the hope that the issue will go away for all. Or at least on my posts from yesterday. I see that there are still issues with some uploads today.

Tar_alcaran , in Political addicts party

Yeah, ethnic nationalism is pretty fucking far from centre. This party was (eventually) banned for being a criminal organisation.

alertsleeper , in You Made It!

strangely wholesome, what’s the catch?

001100010010 ,
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It’s your arch-nemesis, the snail of death.

For context: reddit.com/…/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_bo…

Archive: archive.is/SVe4p

bloodtide , in You Made It!

A third of that snail’s year is just slithering between the ant’s house and his own house

2319 , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

He could’ve at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

Norgur , in Stay-at-home dad

Imagine being stuck in your "I am the provider of this family" gender role so much that you turn down this kind of offer.

Ghost33313 ,
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Shit. I took this offer for 10k more than I was making and benefits.

STUPIDVIPGUY , in We’ve all been there

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

thank god I have IBS

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