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Hextic , in Hey guys, would you watch my glass of milk plox? I'll be right back <3
CannedTuna , in Hey guys, would you watch my glass of milk plox? I'll be right back <3

Oh fuck, oh shit! My bad dude. glass of spilled milk

raspberry_confetti , in LMAO
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I have never seen anyone with this in my life; I am convinced you are all trolling

Piers ,

You have. Normally they are much smaller to the point where they can be nearly invisible.

pollocks , in Types of siblings

As the youngest child in my family, I was most definitely not “The favorite” but I was able to get away with the most.

30isthenew29 , in Types of siblings

We’re always most jealous of the youngest, but actually it’s better for your mind and happiness later in life to be able to handle the world better, and growing up too safe and favorites can definitely prevent that.

Skellybones ,
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Help the youngest instead of being jealous of them, teach them the faults you made through your life to not repeat those mistakes

Rozz , in The fastest roomba

One time use

plumbercraic , in LMAO
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Ok the memes are really quite good over here in lemmy land

SimplePhysics , in The fastest roomba

Kills EVERY germ, rat, and roach in the room!

AndrewZabar , in Mild cases of death

You know people say regardless how stupid it is, it’s not ethical to force a vaccine on someone. Okay fine. But I think anyone who refuses to be vaccinated (assuming there’s no medical reason), should spend their life in prison.

Nobody says you have to be forced to get a vaccine… bodily autonomy and all that. But you’re then making yourself into a public health hazard. So you need to be quarantined until you’re no longer a danger to society; so, until you either get vaccinated or die, you need to be separated from the rest of society.

surewhynotlem ,

Prison doesn’t feel right. It’d expose other prisoners and we’re responsible for their safety while incarcerated.

Maybe we could stick them all on an island somewhere?

Sanctus , in Title
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Anon knew the logo undoubtedly

yuri ,

runs in the family

Lumidaub , in Basically the same tbh
Ambiorickx , in Types of siblings

An only child is not a sibling

orphiebaby ,
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You’re wrong. Come at me, bro.

😉

30isthenew29 ,

What is your reasoning?

orphiebaby ,
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A pun.

30isthenew29 ,

I don’t get it.

orphiebaby ,
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I called you “bro”.

I didn’t say it was a good pun.

orphiebaby , in Types of siblings
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Excuse me, but as a middle child, I have to absolutely object to that last statement. Middle children have their own unique sibling/personality complexes. :P

Oh wait, I don’t exist. Wow, that’s a stealthy, mean joke. That cuts, fam.

imaBEES ,

I think it was less a joke about how middle children don't exist and more a joke about how middle children are often forgotten about compared to the oldest/youngest

IninewCrow ,
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Don't exist until they're gone ... I'm a middle child in a family of eight ... mom kept an eye on the baby and the oldest ... as long as there was six in the middle, no one really cared who they were until that number of middle children decreased.

GigglyBobble ,

At least middle children had their own TV show. Been a while though.

Something_Complex ,

Thought I really feel like Malcolm often…my younger sister is a genius at arts and my older brother is a below average inteligence bully.

I’m just missing the inteligence )-|

KimiNoJohn , in yaix

What’s wrong with using the term female? I really don’t know but I’ve heard that you shouldn’t do it

Hextic ,

“female protagonist” good

“I talked to a female today” bad

Short version but depends if you’re talking about a specific person(s) or describing the person.

Nepenthe , in LMAO
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For anyone genuinely wondering, this is a preauricular pit -- a birth defect that could rarely signal other, bigger issues but which is usually harmless by itself. It's just a random opening, it doesn't even connect to anything.

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