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callmepk , in I must know
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Is that… a diaper?

Ddhuud ,

It’s a g-strong

notatoad , in Sweet tea

the correct response to somebody trying to order sweet tea in the north is and always has been this quote from 30 rock:

“I’m gonna come back in 5 minutes, if you try to order off menu again I will slap those glasses off your face.”

Bdaman , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

My in laws bought one of those damn HP’s. It had an issue 1 month in and required the special setup cartridges to re-run the wizard. But those had already been used up and discarded. It wouldn’t f-ing work with regular cartridges, and their subscription wouldn’t let them get more setup carts. Literal 1 month old e waste

gratux ,
@gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What is this “setup cartridge” and who thought it would be a good idea?

Bdaman ,

Apparently the device setup wizard can only be ran with the special low volume cartridges that come with it. And if they did still have those, the wouldn’t have worked since they were out of ink. Total scam setup to extract money out of un knowing consumers.

ScrollinMyDayAway , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Homeowner-targeted inkjet printers are evil, especially from HP. NEVER buy one that works a subscription into the purchase. They are garbage, and can disable your cartridges if you cancel your subscription.

Hadriscus ,

But your subscription to what exactly ?

ZombiFrancis ,

Giving HP money. Protection money. Because you know, it’d be a shame if for some unfortunate and unrelated reason you couldn’t print on your printer anymore. Accidents just happen. Every day.

Hadriscus ,

Totally see this mafia vibe

jumperalex ,

Because fuck you, that’s why. -HP

Clocksstriking13 ,

It looks like this subscription may be for their “smart” printers. So the subscription would be for the connection to phone service. Why you’d need a smart printer is beyond me but they apparently think there is a market for it.

Raxiel ,

Ink cartridges. Instead of paying up front, they send you cartridges for ‘free’ and automatically dispatch replacements whenever they get low (or if you have a problem like they get so gummed up the head clean can’t fix them) If you don’t want the subscription, you have to buy your own carts retail, then it’s just like a ‘traditional’ printer.

The sub itself isn’t (in my opinion) scummy just a value proposition. What is a bit scummy is that the carts that come with the printer are yours, but you can enroll them in the sub service. You can do that the day you buy it or right before they run out. In theory they’re supposed to revert to ‘owned’ if the sub is cancelled, but I’ve heard there can be hoops to jump through. The carts that come with the printer are tiny compared to either retail or rental so won’t last long either way.

Hadriscus ,

Thanks for the clarification, had no idea this was a thing.

woefkardoes ,

HP is a horrible company. They make things up just to make life difficult for consumers. Everyone should boycott them I make sure none of the hardware the company I work for is HP as well.

EmperorHenry , in You didn't bought it you rented it!
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Every time I think printers can’t get any worse, they get worse.

What’s next? are they going to have to scan your anus to confirm that it’s actually you printing things? I shouldn’t give them ideas.

By the way, I’m sure there’s a way to get into the firmware of the printer to disconnect it from that centralized service.

Shard ,

Or get the brother printer while they’re still good.

postmateDumbass ,

What’s next?

The firmware will ask for a tip every 10 pages.

utopianfiat ,

Please drink a verification can

c0mbatbag3l ,
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“PLAYER ATTEMPTING TO STEAL ONLINE PLAY!!!”

mom just walked in the room

EmperorHenry ,
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I can’t imagine why it wouldn’t. The companies that make printers have always been scamming people with their printers and all the shitty things the printers do.

They’re designed to be shitty and expensive on purpose so that you have to call the guy to fix it and pay an enormous amount of money every time the printer stops working by design.

cloudy1999 ,

A whole other brown ring of quality

first_ad4972 ,

Why not just not allow it to connect to any internet and use wired printing?

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@lemmy.world avatar

Even better!

RandomlyAssigned ,

If they could get away with it, they would have made paper that only works on their printer, and it would be more expensive than normal paper but you have to use it.

basketdou ,

Dymo has done that a year ago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzSDJRC0F6c

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=xzSDJRC0F6c

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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Ddhuud ,

What’s next?

Printed ads.

CrowAirbrush ,

I would think it plays an ad on the screen and you have to touch it to start so it knows you’re there and doesn’t print until the ad is finished.

EmperorHenry ,
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Yes

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh god, imagine your printer waking you up at 3 am as it spits out an ad for Arby’s. But hey, ink at half price!

Geriatrickid ,

I can picture it, if you don’t want ads printed at the bottom of every page you have to subscribe.

Dasnap ,
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Please drink verification can to continue

nicerdicer ,

Actually, someone already came up with the idea of anal fingerprinting, albeit in another context: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

marcos , in Which side are you placing your bets on?

Well, at least the flying cars maybe check out this time.

NENathaniel , in You didn't bought it you rented it!
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Anyone find a source or proof on this having happened?

Bell ,

Same thing happened to my mom’s HP except that they sent her the wrong cartridges so she closed her account. They bricked her printer. I bought her a Brother.

EmperorHenry ,
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It’s a printer, and for fucks sake, BMW is locking you out of certain features of their cars if you don’t pay per month.

Telsa cars will drive themselves out of your house if you miss a payment.

Gork ,
WarmSoda ,

Ford’s patent document also mentioned playing annoying audio meant to bother drivers dodging payments.

The patent filing also clarified that late payments might result in a driver given partial access to their vehicle during the week so they can earn money for financing, Insider reports.

Sounds like they want to be in court a lot. There’s no way any of that is safe.

Gork ,

Oh yeah. How long until the vehicle repossesses itself when a child is in the car? The lawsuits would be massive.

Tag365 ,
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Why are they getting patents for stuff like that? I thought patents were for mechanical inventions only, not new money schemes to stop others from doing the same so you’re known for that scheme?

Kushia ,
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Ford’s patent application mentions the possibility of payment plans for financially struggling drivers and exceptions for when a person is hospitalized or out of the country.

This is some dystopian shit right here.

negativeyoda , in Who watches these?

I have less than zero interest in this but the American Gladiators documentary brought back all the nostalgic feels

restingboredface ,

I have watched a ton of their documentary stuff and enjoyed it all. Lots of interesting topics I’d never think to watch shows on otherwise. My favorites have been the one about the Pepsi points guy and the McDonald’s monopoly money theft. But the American Gladiators was solid.

CombatWombatEsq , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

Uh… I may have committed a little light fraud

surewhynotlem ,

But you’re still a real wombat, right?

CombatWombatEsq ,

And I’ve seen real combat, too 😜

ThirdNerd , in You didn't bought it you rented it!
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So happy now that I’ve been too lazy to let my printer update anything for the last year.

Wiki , in We're all some bird's NPCs.

This is literally just hollow knight lore

CYCLR ,

Absolutely love that game, thanks for reminding me of it

PrivateNoob , in It's an unfair world that we live in

Hungarian here. Both of them are downwards for us (Human rights most definitely is).

TemporaryPrimate , in I must know

Walk lol

paddirn , in We're all some bird's NPCs.

Pfft. Well I guess God has that in common with birds, neither one exists.

Ringmasterincestuous ,

We needed neither for the creation of our shitscape 💪🏻

Duplodicus , in I must know

Is that a cloth diaper for a horse?

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