There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Techmaster , in If Only

Olive Garden is disgusting

Godric OP ,

You better thank whatever pantheon you worship that Italy isn’t real

ringwraithfish ,

It used to be good. They went downhill at some point in the last 5-10 years. Their bread sticks always taste like store bought now and they got rid of my favorite meal (the steak gorgonzola Alfredo).

Techmaster ,

The last time they were halfway decent was back in the 90s. LOL

Okkai ,

Where do you think 99% of restaurants supply their food from? It’s all store bought. They just make it for you.

ryathal ,

Where else can you get a margarita and margherita?

ivanafterall , in I want it that way
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Pro-tip: this is how you bring down the karaoke bar. Every time.

Dagwood222 , in If Only
nekothegamer ,
@nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

it’s very real i saw it in rome once

Dagwood222 ,

Reminds of that old joke. You know what they call Chinese food in China? Food.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Worst pizza I ever had was in Rome. Probably because they tried to make an American pizza and failed.

nekothegamer ,
@nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

why would you want to eat american pizza in rome…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Because I was 7.

jimmydoreisalefty , in oh boy!

Free subs for everyone!

Titanic here we come, to die!

Keepitpushin , in If Only

We have enough violence in the world right now, don’t involve the Italians too

VikingHippie ,

They have a fascist government again, so I’d say it’s a little too late for that…

Kusimulkku ,

Albania finally might have an use for all those bunkers

VikingHippie ,

What a way to be reminded of Albania being much closer to Italy than I thought!

supercriticalcheese ,

Food is a dead serious matter in Italy!

ShitOnABrick , in Can I watch
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Bonk

21Cabbage ,

Off to horny jail he goes.

thorbot , in A hole for a hole

Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Second human here. As a Germaphobe, these people are vile.

Rai ,

I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I don’t think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here’s one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don’t wipe them down.

Rai ,

My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

My family isn’t medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don’t have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.

Rai ,

You monsters.

Rai ,

I can’t imagine wearing shoes indoors. But I live in frozen tundra of wet so that definitely contributes.

Zellith ,

Ass tastes like ass.. why would anyone eat it?

Beldarofremulak ,

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • deranger ,

    Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

    I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

    Beldarofremulak ,

    deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • deranger , (edited )

    I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

    Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

    Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

    ThePantser ,
    @ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

    Hope they showered immediately before sex because any fart gas is gonna find it’s way to the genitals and if you perform oral it’s gonna have E. coli.

    deranger ,

    That’s not how farts work. You should not find E. coli on a labia culture. We do shower pretty much all the time before sex, so that’s a moot point.

    Why are you riding my ass for something I personally find dirty - you can do whatever you want. It’s just not for me.

    1847953620 ,

    That’s what I used to say. Then I got 2 very kinky partners and, well, bottoms up.

    Bgugi ,
    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.

    1847953620 ,

    You have issues, then.

    kalkulat ,
    @kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

    STD’s love this approach.

    Zellith ,

    " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still.. its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

    TALL421 ,
    @TALL421@lemmy.one avatar

    Adding to the list of sane people. Hi its me and my gf

    Steve ,

    I don’t even like looking at it!

    JohnDClay , in MOM!

    Stages of climate change denial:

    1 it doesn’t exist

    2 we aren’t causing it

    3 it isn’t that bad

    4 we can’t solve it

    5 it’s too late now (so might as well go on consuming oil)

    We can’t just throw our hands up and give up because we don’t know how bad it will be yet. So we should still try everything we can to stop ghg emissions and sequester those already in the air.

    theguardian.com/…/climate-change-contrarians-5-st…

    MedicPigBabySaver ,

    Didn’t know my dentist set up stages of denial. 😉

    JohnDClay ,

    Lol thanks

    Makeshift ,

    That’s basically the mindset I’m in.

    We’re screwed and won’t shape up in time. But I’m still going to self reflect and improve myself.

    There is very little chance. But there is zero chance if everyone lets zero chance stop them from caring about their own actions.

    Sheeple ,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Also sure there is a climate catastrophe going on that causes irreparable damage

    BUT

    That doesn’t mean we should be causing an EVEN WORSE climate catastrophe

    AllonzeeLV , (edited )

    People more powerful than you can dream with their arms up world government “leaders” asses telling them what to do and say are going to enforce maximum profit at the planet’s expense until the apocalyptic day they retreat to the luxury climate bunkers they’ve been building around the world, look it up, they are. It’s not a conspiracy.

    Then they’ll keep barking orders to keep burning the world for profit remotely from comfort and safety until the last capitalist true believer sycophant on the other end finally tells them to fuck off and die and hangs up, damage done.

    It isn’t too late because we couldn’t, as a species mitigate some of the worst effects with concerted, global effort. It’s too late because the egotistical, sociopathic world oligarchs that own you and I in every practical way have zero interest in the survival of our species after they’ve left the stage of life, and they’ll play this planet like a harp from hell for every fucking nickel until they literally, physically can’t. It was always a con, our oligarchs are just the snake oil salesmen of yore, they conned their way into conquest, and the damage or “externalities” they cause has never and will never make them lose a second of sleep.

    And we the peasants will go along, afraid stopping them will inturrupt the flow of our pathetic subsistence opiates like social media, fast food, literal opiates, etc.

    JohnDClay ,

    Then eat the rich? There’s always something that can be done.

    AllonzeeLV ,

    I’ll be honest friend, I am so tired of that expression. People say it, and nothing happens ever.

    There are people doing this. We know who they are, where are they are, and they’re literally outnumbered millions to one.

    Yet we will do nothing, because of 2 things:

    1. from Kindergarten through schools of economics through all major media they own, they’ve trained any receptive peasants that their way is the only correct way. Capitalism is human nature. Greed doesn’t exist, only “rational self-interest.” if you give the owners everything they’ll piss it back on you. On and fucking on. And unfortunately most peasants are effectively propagandized into this mindset against their own interests. And when that doesn’t work…
    2. fear of losing access to our subsistence opiates. We can’t revolt and hang the profiteers destroying the planet, social media will go down, fast food restaurants will close, my favorite drama series might not come back!

    When there’s a meaningful group of people assembling to eat the rich, I’ll be there with bells on, but only if it’s there to do more than protest in a designated protest zone with a city permit out of the owner’s line of sight.

    Until then, “eat the rich” is just a sad reminder to me of how well defeated and compliant we are in the face of for profit Armageddon. Eat the rich? Sir, they’re literally consuming this planet. The rich are eating us, right this very second.

    mjhelto ,

    Hear hear. I, too, am tired of that phrase, but the recent rounds of unionization and indictments of the powerful few give me hope that the gullible boomer generation, who believed all of their shit because of their selfishness, are either dying or are being replaced. I think it’s only going to get larger and more organized the more we’re pushed to the extremes.

    It might be too late to stop the train from derailing, but their normal placations and lies aren’t working on the newer gens. We know America is not the bastion of freedom and liberty our forebearers fawned over and ate up from the capitalists. We have eyes and critical thinking and they’ve taken everything from us.

    The more people that realize how pointless money is, how debt is as fake as George Santos’ gold medals, and the rich only hold that title because we believe it, the more they will reap the consequences of their actions.

    You are my new favorite person on Lemmy!

    whitepawn ,

    While everything you say is true, it’s not all scornful.

    Some folks work 8-16hrs a day and if they don’t, their child will cry in hunger, the lights get shut off, and immediate needs get difficult.

    It’s not all about TV and fast food, it’s about the bottom layer or two of Maslow’s Heirarchy.

    It’s why we had riots post George Floyd. People had time (off work) alongside an unemployment check (no scorn as I type that, just laying out some of the contributing variables that made it so.). Hell, lack of social interaction may have brought folks out to where other people were as well.

    The root reason can be noble as fuck, but without the right set of circumstances that allows for some assurance of not losing job, roof, health care and such, it ain’t happening, at least not to any effective scale.

    AllonzeeLV , (edited )

    “While everything you say is true, it’s not all scornful.Some folks work 8-16hrs a day and if they don’t, their child will cry in hunger, the lights get shut off, and immediate needs get difficult.”

    I consider those children hostages to our oligarchs and our corrupt, rigged global economy that causes or exacerbates most social ills.

    If you give the hostage takers what they want, staying the course and making them their money, they’ll simply take more hostages as their former hostages become compliant capital batteries. That’s surviving, not living. At some point, if you don’t want most humans to live in a state of perpetual servitude, we must acknowledge that to end this cycle, innocents will die, and that blood is on the hostage taker’s hands, not the hands of those that wanted their children to have a chance to be more than capital batteries for the owners, if the climate disaster they also caused for profit hasn’t killed us yet.

    But as I have said repeatedly, we will keep giving the hostage takers what they want, and pathetically thank them for the privilege. There can be no hope as long as the most provably greedy human beings are also the humans that lead entire world governments and the species around by the nose. There is NO EVENTUALITY where we convince these people to share or slow down their profit. You’d sooner turn lead into gold with a laser pointer than get Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk/Warren Buffett to do something truly selfless.

    And so humanity walks into the sea together.

    explodicle ,

    It sounds like we need a way to address externalities that they can’t simply shut down. Like bittorrent but for insurance.

    Or we just give up and die because the solution involves money.

    AllonzeeLV ,

    “Or we just give up and die because the solution involves money.”

    That is a falsehood. One you’re conditioned to propagate. The solution would involve rejecting profit and the infinite growth capitalism requires in favor of homeostatsis with this world. Growing our own food and resources locally, re-establishing bartering instead of capital currency to revaluate things that matter, food/medicine/construction supplies, instead of things that don’t, useless plastic/shiny metal junk, as we do now. abandoning consumerism for things we don’t need to survive and prosper.

    We won’t do that, but that would be the available solution. We will instead stay the course, and buy the latest oligarch snake oil like planetary scale carbon filter vaporware they’re trying to sell governments, just like “clean coal” and “natural” ethanol as solutions before it.

    The capitalists dooming us all will continue to sell us the newest “solution” to the problems they cause, all the way into oblivion.

    explodicle ,

    Is this why you put externalities in quotes? What you’re calling an available solution is a massive prisoner’s dilemma - whoever goes first is worse off.

    AllonzeeLV , (edited )

    “whoever goes first is worse off.”

    I’m not saying its something our species would ever be willing to do, put the needs of the species over how do I get a better deal than other humans/what’s in it for ME?

    I’m saying its what we should be doing. Selfishness, at the end of the day, is the very reason we’re doomed by our own hands though.

    There is no long term eventuality where humanity survives AND continues to sanction greed, our most destructive, darkest impulse. At least someone who hurts others out of hatred cared about who they hurt and how they hurt them in some way. Insatiable greed treats its victims as nameless speed bumps to glorious acquisition.

    Someone taking more than they need in front of other humans should be treated with the same revulsion and consequences as pedophilia imho. Again, that won’t happen. We are doomed, after all.

    explodicle ,

    That’s what I was referring to as “give up and die”.

    If it can’t work with the humans that exist, then it’s not an actual solution, or even valid economics for that matter. There’s been a lot of research into externalities and how to address them.

    AllonzeeLV ,

    news.harvard.edu/…/oil-companies-discourage-clima…

    Yes, they’re addressing the problem quite effectively.

    Can I interest you in a carbon filter in these trying times?

    explodicle ,

    Or you could perhaps start on Wikipedia.

    AllonzeeLV ,

    If it fulfills you to label me as ignorant, I have no problem with that.

    explodicle ,

    I would be more fulfilled if you didn’t spread defeatism and refuse to educate yourself.

    PunnyName ,

    Guillotines

    buzz86us ,

    I hear Detroit is nice

    Daft_ish , (edited )

    subsistence opiates like social media, fast food, literal opiates, etc.

    I would argue they’ve had complete control long before all of that. No, humanity is inherently flawed when it comes to considering the collective good.

    If you are like me and believe on a macro scale all of humanity is only an extension of a universal cosmic nature than hamanity isnt really flawed. No more flawed than when, say, a leaf falls from a tree only to become dirt again.

    If it’s any consolation I believe humanity can defy its own nature. I just haven’t seen a lot of that, lately.

    gandalf_der_12te ,

    That’s nicely said.

    I think however, the problem is more that everybody wants to solve climate change, as long as it doesm’t cost them anything.

    And since big companies and banks are the only ones with enough money to make a significant difference, climate change will only be solved by having cost-competitive clean sources of energy. Which we have.

    The_Picard_Maneuver , in If Only
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    We can dream

    ShitOnABrick ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Drem but rel

    Diabolo96 , in MOM!

    We deserve it !

    DuncanIdaho , in So wholsum 🙏🙏🙏

    Aint there been a load of questions about PETA and the way they personally treat animals? Like putting down healthy animals. Also mocking up/faking photos.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Not really. There is a bunch of propaganda spread about them though.

    1simpletailer ,
    @1simpletailer@startrek.website avatar

    Why reflect on my unethical consumption habits when I can just listen to meat industry/fast food propaganda? Mmmmm Chicken sure is tasty!

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Harrasing reply through inflammatory response

    HawlSera ,

    Chicken sure is tasty though

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Yum yum in my tum tum

    spittingimage ,
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

    No? You don’t remember their photo campaign to try convincing people that sheep have to be skinned for wool?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    No, I don’t, and I don’t think you can source that claim either.

    spittingimage ,
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar
    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Uh huh.

    And you think that lamb looks dead? That PETA is claiming…

    What were your words?

    Remind me.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Said the guy who thinks that damage could kill an animal, lol.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    What?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    It was a pretty clear statement.

    spittingimage ,
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

    Nah. You can read.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Ah, so you do know you are the sensationalist propaganda.

    BlackPenguins ,

    Not propaganda if it’s true. Which it is.

    BlackPenguins ,

    You mean the one time they kidnapped someone’s pet from their porch and had them put down? Or the fact their kill shelters kill more animals than actual animal shelters?

    Ya. They’re evil.

    Kowowow , in Can I watch

    I got the boat ride song stuck in my head and it feels relevant to adult life

    “There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going”

    genoxidedev1 , in Out of control
    @genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

    My humor is in the right place

    WarmSoda , in Out of control

    Shits wack!

    balderdash9 , in MOM!
    VikingHippie ,

    I mean, you’re a man wearing a polar bear head so…yes?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I don’t think you’d disrespect Mr Polar Bear Head to his face.

    VikingHippie ,

    Of course not! I couldn’t stand the seal breath I’d have to endure in order to say stuff to his face!

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines