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kescusay , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
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So, here’s the deal… We’ve all been spelling it wrong for this entire time.

In the Gummyverse, the bears really are bear-sized. They’re legit. You wouldn’t want to fight one, no matter how squishy they look. They’re apex in their domains.

But…

What we have been mistakenly calling gummy “worms” are on another level entirely. They are mystic, ancient, and quite eldritch. If you find yourself in the Gummyverse, you do not want to run into these things. They’re not worms.

They’re wyrms.

cinda ,

you want to move around bouncing and jiggling as to not alert shai’gummud

MelastSB ,

May its passing feed the earth!

Elephant0991 , in Need a foot finding your lost socks?
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This is so shit it’s funny.

ALostInquirer OP ,

Thanks, any tips on making shittier? Turns out shitposting’s an art!

Scotty_Trees , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)
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Bit off topic maybe, but I’m just reading all these comments and some of y’all are cracking me up! I just wanted to say it was a pleasure to read a bunch of random comments that boosted my mood. Thanks!

jayrodtheoldbod , in One of the worst feelings ever

Team Shorts Everywhere sharing their pain.

bayport , in His wish
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This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

jayrodtheoldbod , in His wish

You’re a slave, buddy! Other people decide when you can eat! Nope! Can’t go outside and forage, either! It’s one big jail for you.

You shoulda tried the monkey’s paw instead, but I guess you couldn’t know that.

rubythulhu , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

add sour patch kids and swedish fish into the mix and it gets even weirder

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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nah tuna are fuckin huge

ubermeisters , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
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maybe they are gummy waterbears (aka: tardigrades, space fleas, bear animalcule)

bernieecclestoned , in Uploading a video from the shitpost folder daily until I run out | day 2

I need context

itszednotzee OP ,
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I don’t even know bro, I just found it in my shitpost folder

nightwatch_admin , in Did You Know?

Doing the Lard’s work, I thank thee

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Self-seasoning myself. 🤣

habanhero , in I'm okay with this. It's Kenough for me.

I’m onboard with this Kenergy.

solstice , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.

ICastFist ,
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Bruh, bruh, liss’n, it’s only gay if you touch your BAAWWLS!!

Classy ,

I use goat milk soap and I’ve been getting honeysuckle, lavender, prairie moss, dogwood, all kinds of flowery scents. I love studying botany and smelling these soaps reminds me of some of the local flowers around me. Never had any person accuse me of smelling like a woman or smelling “gay” lol, but I totally agree with your comment. I think real, normal people just like when you smell good, regardless of the scent. The “men should only wear turpentine-and-axel-grease-scented deodorants” Monday is only held in the minds of insecure looney tunes

aidan ,

Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay.

Whoever said this said it as a joke

solstice ,

I’ve seen and read enough credible evidence to suggest someone out there feels this way. Even if it is a joke, things like brushing and flossing and even washing your hands after using the bathroom are controversial for a ton of people. Marketing is real important for encouraging these people to be better.

empireOfLove ,

I literally know a guy at college who definitely was serious about the “washing ass is gay” thing.

He didn’t keep a lot of friends. Or relationships…

KindaLost , in His wish

Yeah, around dinner time my dog whines and tries to lead you to where we keep his food. But he gets fed after the people eat and some times “around dinner time” is actually a few hours beforehand so his theatrics often go without getting what he wants straight away.

Doesnt deter him though he just tries harder to make himself clearer. He must think we are so dense. How do we not understand? Hes being so clear! He would be very upset to find out we knew exactly what he was trying to say but were ignoring his pleas on purpose.

Gestrid , in full tank 🚗

D:

oo1 , in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.

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