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HawlSera , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

Generalized Anxiety Disorder is a bitch

Raiderkev , in don't be shy, speak your mind

There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.

SneakyWeasel ,

Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.

mojo , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

What it’s like to have anxiety when doing anything

Napain , in Chat GPT

the french word for cat ist pronounced “sha” i think

Snoopey ,

It’s spelled chat and pronounced shat with a very soft t.

Dfy ,

No, t is completely silent so it is pronounced Sha. however even if chat is french writing for cat we pronounce this word in English in Chat GPT. The three letters are said in french and do make the same sound as “j’ai pété” thought. Sincerely, a French guy

Obi ,
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Yeah would only work in writing indeed.

Diabolo96 ,

Une chatte (shat) for l female cats. Un Chat (sha) for male cats

TheBlue22 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Flat for my balls, jet for my ass

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turbodrooler , in Chat GPT

I have seen Francophones use the word “tchat” so as to not confuse with cat

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

tchat I farted is definitely better, glad they took steps to avoid any confusion.

Pregnenolone , in The baby shower

This is an unoriginal joke. I heard it on Bluey a couple of years ago (not saying it’s original there either)

SonnyVabitch , in The baby shower

When I first read about baby showers but before I first heard it said out loud, I wasn’t sure if it was shower as in a bath or shower as in show and tell. Showing made more sense to me because it was a baby that has not been seen before and babies do not take showers usually.

I was fairly certain it wasn’t baby shower as in

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aeternum ,

now I'm not sure. Maybe it is a show and tell of the baby, because the baby has never been seen before.

LastYearsPumpkin ,

Baby showers (at least in my area) are done in the last part of a pregnancy. They’re used to give gifts and useful items to a new parent(s) to prepare for the coming of the child. (Baby clothes, diapers, stroller, etc.)

It’s also a party to celebrate the birthing parent (and more recently, the non-birthing parent) as a last hurrah before they’re tied up with new baby for months.

It’s also typically a bigger deal for the first child, and either omitted or toned down considerably for subsequent children.

SocialMediaRefugee , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

I always feel bad when I leave a small shop without buying anything, like I’m abandoning them.

Mdotaut801 ,

They’re used to it when it’s the same shop as the one 3 doors down selling the same trinkets and crystals.

jayrodtheoldbod , in don't be shy, speak your mind

I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.

Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That’s why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing’s fit for Canada. It doesn’t care if it froze all winter, it’s ready for spring, leak free.

I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder

Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father’s Day gift. Mother’s Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I’d give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.

Nfntordr , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.

NENathaniel , in Have you tie-dyed your national flag yet?
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I know it’s a shit post but I low key like this idea

NENathaniel , in Trump on the founding fathers
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LOL that one in the native headdress xD

Juvyn00b , in My good buddy jack daniels

The ebbs and flows of life continue. I guarantee you it’s a lot of fun if you stick it out.
Are there depressing times ahead? Sure. Wouldn’t give them up for the world.
If you haven’t guessed, I’m a good bit older than 19.

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