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FartsWithAnAccent , in We are all made of carbon
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So we’re sequestering carbon.

MxM111 ,

Unfortunately, we are quite the opposite. We are CO2 generators.

Deme ,

The CO2 we breathe out is a rounding error compared to the emissions from our fossil fuel use. It’s frankly laughable to even compare the two.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

My super power is methane emission.

MxM111 ,

So, why do you do it then?

Deme ,

I didn’t bring it up. The meme posted by OP did because it’s a schizopost implying that the evil lizard people want to genocide the common people to preserve the climate.

Your comment was talking about the fact that humans exhale CO2 as an unfortunate fact. I agree with that in and of itself, but in the context of the post one could definitely get the idea that you’re propagating the malthusian and exaggerated assumption that the meme is built on. That’s how I interpreted it.

If there’s no people exhaling CO2, then who would be left to enjoy the infinitessimally better state of the climate?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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I never said we were good at it.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Well, technically, we sequester some CO2 seeing as how we’re partially made from it but yeah, I was mostly joking.

MxM111 ,

Technically, we sequester zero CO2. We only consume already sequestered carbon. We do not convert even single molecule of CO2 in to carbon.

JohnDClay ,

Unless we have tiny amounts photosynthesizing algie or something similar living in our hair or under your skin. But that also gets into questions of what is you exactly.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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We sequester it for a brief time and are very bad at it.

CptOblivius , in WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN

youtu.be/JK6zuii2OLI?si=brJFxFWUljO1tSxrI always think of this when he brought up.

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provomeister , in we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo
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Pls Shigeru Miyamoto I NEED that Waluigi weenie amiibo in my collection 🥺🥺

empireOfLove OP ,

Want it modelled Before or after it got stuck in a vending machine?

provomeister ,
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Can’t complete the collection without both.

PatFussy , in water nozzlé

This is now a racial sterotype thread. Post your funny hahas below.

Llewellyn ,

You’re funny

Jamie , in A colon can change a sentence
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this is the hardest i’ve ever snorted. my colon actually hurts a little now

GuybrushThreepwo0d ,

This is the colon I’ve snorted. My nose/throat actually hurts a little now.

Shepstr ,

This is the hardest I’ve ever snorted. My nose/throat actually hurts a little colon.

Pistcow , in we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo

Still waiting for Eternal Darkness remastered…

Seraphin , in ✅Wrongest way to Short talk to
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This is like Too Many Cooks in comic form

JackbyDev , in Has anyone tried this distro?

DoritOS

misterfenskers , in Top Gear, the original master shitposters

Penis

Graphine , in we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo

I schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door

CobblerScholar ,

You slammed you penis in the car door

empireOfLove OP ,

You slammed your penis in the car door…?

XTornado ,

I did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.

Rhinoshock , in we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo

No one ever saw this gem because it was a Wii U exclusive

EndHD ,

it’s also not possible to emulate it because it’s been mastered TWICE. legend says, to this day, they’re still trying to crack the encryption

funnystuff97 ,

not even Scott the Woz dares desecrating its name

turkalino , in Has anyone tried this distro?
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yeah, only thing installed on it is Doritos Crash Course

best distro ever

BackOnMyBS ,
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Hello, John Greene here! Oh, me from the past…

badbrainstorm , in Has anyone tried this distro?
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Working on a salsa verde fork

L26 ,

Based Salsa Verde maintainer

ChillCapybara , in ✅Wrongest way to Short talk to

This speaks to me. I have no idea what it’s saying but I can hear it.

AFLYINTOASTER ,

Reminds me of this

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AFLYINTOASTER ,

Best bot

MargotRobbie , in They work!
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Is he still locked up in that Romanian prison?

tidy_frog ,

House arrest

CanadianCarl ,

That isn’t true anymore. They did have house arrest, but according to this article… The court in Bucharest on Friday said the release comes on the grounds that the brothers do not leave the Municipality of Bucharest and Ilfov county without prior approval from the court.

They still need to report in daily, and can’t contact any of the victims.

I don’t know why they get this much luxury.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

$$$

MargotRobbie ,

Oh bugger. Here I was hoping they locked him away for good.

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