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MewtwoLikesMemes , in Growing Old
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I’m 32.

Get off my lawn.

LodeMike OP ,

Ok

samus12345 ,
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You have a lawn? Impressive!

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Me and my spouse rent a 2B2B trailer in a trailer park. It came with a yard. Lol.

Raglesnarf , in Growing Old

I turn 30 this year. I’m ready

skulblaka , in AROOOOO!
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!the_pack

Yankee_Self_Loader ,

HELL YEAH MFER!

slackassassin ,

CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOO!

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , in AROOOOO!
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In my day we cranked our hog with an onion tied to our belt, as was the style at the time

Track_Shovel , (edited )

The tears induced from the onion helped people on the bus think you felt bad and had a problem

dethedrus ,

Yellow fatty bean…

rustydrd , in Growing Old
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Me with my 30+ year-old ass: Oh, this meme is about people in their 20s. This is about me!

HowManyNimons ,

Me in my late 40s: Rustydrd speaks for my demographic! I feel so heard!

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Goober
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Is he a Goober or a Gooner, miscommunication here could be fatal

Infynis ,

Either way, he’s a mook

Infynis , in Goober

Yeah, get 'em, boss!

andrew_bidlaw , in sounds like he's fun at the office
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He thought he had this when he started: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephaly

TachyonTele ,

It’s probably the most honest thing he’s stated.

jbk , in It's basically the same as grad school

i keep collecting hard af reaction images like this but probably will never get to use them :(

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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If you’re like me, they all go into a massive folder labeled “stuff” and are a hassle to find when you need them.

gigachad , in Goober

I am tired, boss

Omega_Man ,

You’re the best big boss I could have ever asked for.

Capitao_Duarte ,

I read that in a voice tone I’m not proud of

ignotum ,

Aw man, why’d you have to remind me of that movie, now i’m sad 😢

EarthShipTechIntern , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART

Glorious

kibiz0r , in sounds like he's fun at the office

I like the time he spent agonizing over the grammar for the BloodFeast one.

Raxiel , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

What’s the risk of back doors?

saigot ,

Pretty much entirely blocked, but it makes setting it up a little painful, but pleasurable if you’re into it and have experience.

JoMiran , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART
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Seconded

ouRKaoS , in You might want to check on the kids...

If there’s any character on Sesame Street that’s an ambush predator, my vote goes to Oscar the Grouch. He’s a Mimic / Trapdoor Spider, and he can easily bait prey by leaving items of his previous victims by his can.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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But the inside of his can is infinitely large, so he could just farm livestock down there.

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