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TheReturnOfPEB , in Shred it

drop d-bag tuning

Kolanaki , in Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!
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I’ve had cheap fake leather chairs do this because they get wet from my ass and back sweating all over them. But I’d replace them long before they got this fucked up.

chiliedogg , in Perspective

I have the opposite problem. Half the time no matter how much I change the formatting on the cells I can’t get a table to sort by date. It insists on alphabetical instead, so you’ve got 1/12/2024 ahead of 1/13/2023.

ryo ,

The solution for that is using a sane format for dates.

FinishingDutch , (edited )
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When I worked in radio production, basically everything was formatted like YYYY-MM-DD. Which means stuff is really to find and properly in chronological order.

I still use the MM-DD format for my own file formatting, even though DD-MM is the Dutch standard.

YYYY-MM-DD is god’s perfect date notation as far as I’m concerned.

chiliedogg ,

Yeah - I don’t get to determine what date format 3rd party reports are generated in before I import into excel.

But excel has formatting options specifically designed to address this that it just ignores half the time.

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

This is because you’ve accidentally input the values as text somewhere along the line. First make sure your format is set to date in the range in question.

Make use of the DATEVALUE formula in blank column =DATEVALUE(your_range). This will output your range as a number. Note that your_range needs to be in your computers date format (I have mine set to YYYY.MM.DD, so that what I have to use, else it won’t work. You might be American, so your dates would need to be MM/DD/YYYY) for DATEVALUE to recognise the text as a date string.

Then copy the output, paste as values only (alt, h, v, v), then copy that and paste it back into you range.

Make sure the format is set to date and you’re laughing.

AbsoluteChicagoDog , in Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!

You can say asshole on the Internet

AnxiousOtter ,

You can say it off the internet too.

Staubsaugernasenmann ,

*Bshole

Befernafardofo , in Is this how you play MTG?

I need PISS

GrouperGater96 , in Grok do a good

I mean he puts off the vibes for it. Definitely wouldn’t surprise me if he’s like Trump and Epstein

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t he on Epstein’s list?

Bougie_Birdie , in Shred it
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I had to put a capo on green in order to beat Through the Fire and Flames.

The intro is the hardest part, after that you can ditch it. But like… it’s a valid strategy

Bach37strad ,

Ttfatf you could button mash your way through on expert and still pass.

Not as effective on cliffs of dover unfortunately

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Strumming with the elbow is how I do it.

ReeferPirate ,

Yeah, once I just strummed through it instead of trying to steez my way through the hammer-ons I got through it really easily.

MonkderVierte , in Garf

This is no sign, it’s a text box.

MisterFrog , in Perspective
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I have never run into this problem and wondered why. I realised it’s because I instinctively put an equal sign whenever doing a fraction.

zerog_bandit , in Flamin' Hot White Chedar Popcorn

Death to kettle corn Allah akhbar

kjtms , in Grok do a good

Are there any rumors or claims that he actually is a pedo? I wouldn’t be surprised if he was, but he is a billionaire divorced dad with an ego larger than the moon.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

He has an account where he role-plays as a 8 year old. The calling the hero diver a pedophile… The sexual assault cases… Wouldn’t put much passed him…

gizmodo.com/elon-musk-discusses-strange-twitter-a…

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

It was a 4 year old.

HowManyNimons ,

Evidence would be more useful. Then we could put him in jail and be done with him.

Daxtron2 ,

Thats funny you think people like him get in trouble for that.

HowManyNimons ,

Epstein got dead.

Daxtron2 ,

Because he was going to squeal

aeronmelon , in Dune is about worms.

If one of the characters in Dune was Ace Ventura.

Shardikprime ,

Word

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

THANK YOU, DARK CONTINENT!

GOOD NIGHT!

lightnsfw , in Never do it with greedy alcohol, that attacks both!

Wtf is greedy alcohol.

azvasKvklenko ,

One that has never enough of livers

theneverfox , in Never do it with greedy alcohol, that attacks both!
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Honestly, wouldn’t this work? So long as the proteins aren’t denatured, they should still work in your stomach

So blended raw liver bombs it is

MonkderVierte , in Perspective

Physicist: state is undecided

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