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duckington , in A crow or a cat?

I hate the stupid Skyrim banners on these memes 💀

LinkOpensChest_wav ,

I can never decide if they’re intentionally a comedy necrophelia bit, or if the creator actually thinks they add something, but I try to give them the benefit of the doubt

MrJameGumb , in The what now?
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Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

ShadedCosmos ,
@ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world avatar

Noooooooo

rockerface ,

Reality is often disappointing

VikingHippie ,

That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

Klear ,

Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

VikingHippie ,

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

CaptainFlintlockFinn ,

Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

ivanafterall ,
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It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

NotNKVD ,
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FlyingSquid ,
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Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

Shelbyeileen , in Chonkasaurus
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I love stuff like this. Here are some real dinosaur/extinct creature names!

  • Sauroniops: Literally means Eye of Sauron
  • Dracorex Hogwartsia: Dragon King of Hogwarts
  • Thanos Simonattoi: after Thanos
  • Irritator Challengeri: he was hard to dig up and scientists were angry
  • Gasosaurus: discovered while a gas company was being built.
  • Gojirasaurus: self explanatory
  • Attenborosaurus: plesiosaurus named after David Attenborough.
  • Crichtonosaurus: similar to an ankylo and named after author of Jurassic Park
  • Bambiraptor sounds cute, and it’s named after the deer (because it was deer sized), but it was a fierce and deadly creature.

There’s so many more; I could nerd out forever. I miss when I was a little girl, and people would actually talk to me about dinosaurs…

Sklrtle ,

No please keep going

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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I haven’t heard of any of these and they are fantastic! Thank you for sharing.

Mouselemming ,

I feel excited because almost all of these are new to me.

I love learning these kinds of new things that I won’t use daily and get bored, they’ll stay bright and shiny in a corner of my brain.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Fortunately, “Dracorex Hogwartsia” turned out to just be a juvenile Pachycephalosaurus, not a new species.

sheogorath ,

Here’s hoping one of the scientists would be batshit crazy enough to name a new species Biggus Dickus.

amanaftermidnight ,

I have a fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

SILENCE!

ALostInquirer ,

Gojirasaurus: self explanatory

Have they exposed them to radiation in an attempt to resurrect them yet?

aircooledJenkins , in gotdamn

I couldn’t buy my own house today. I bought in 2010.

Fosburys_mom , (edited )

I bought in October 2020 and couldn’t afford it now. I bought with a 15-year mortgage, which I feel unbelievably fortunate to have been able to do. If I was to refinance to a 30-year loan, I’d be paying $500 per month more than I am now, and that’s not accounting for the 25% increase in house value. It’s insane.

GiddyGap ,

A lot of people are in that same situation. Golden handcuffs. Can become very problematic if you lose your job and have to move for a new job.

Fosburys_mom ,

Totally. I fortunately work in a pretty stable field that is relatively open to remote work so I’m not too worried about being forced to move but I definitely didn’t buy this house with the intention of living in it forever either. I may be stuck here until it’s paid off though. But there are far worse financial situations to be in so I’m grateful to have a job and house and a little place to grow tomatoes. All in all, I have absolutely nothing to complain about.

GiddyGap ,

That sounds nice as long as it works out. But the fact is that most people just don’t live in a house for that long. I think the average is something like 7 years. Because, you know, life happens or people simply want to try something else in life. I don’t think I’ve live in any one place more than 3 years as an adult. I quickly get the urge to try something else, both job-wise and location-wise. And then I move, kids and everything. The whole 30-year fixed or 15-year fixed is meaningless to me.

AngryCommieKender ,

I bought in 2019, and am in the exact same situation. There’s no fucking way that my house has over doubled in value in 4 fucking years

dutchkimble ,

You could give yourself a huge discount you know, don’t be so hard on yourself

Bagofbuttholes ,

I was just talking to my father last week about this exact thing. He built his house about 10 years ago and bought the land close to 30 years ago. He was a steel worker so not terrible pay but nothing amazing. That house today would be well over 1mil. No way he could have built it today. And we live pretty close to the middle of nowhere, Indiana. I pray I can buy my brother out one day, at this rate it’s the only chance I have of owning a nice house. Even with a STEM degree I’m looking at maybe 70k salary right now. Which I thought would be awesome when I started college but now that I graduated, I feel like anything under 6 figures will be hard to live a middle class life on. I guess I’m lucky I spent my 20s broke and homeless, I have learned to really stretch a dollar.

aircooledJenkins ,

Yep, STEM degree: Mechanical engineering. It’s enough to sustain at this point but I’m not getting ahead at all. Feels like I’m slowly losing.

hypnotoad , in The what now?

Those are all perfectly cromulent words

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

dutchkimble ,

Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

Fosheze ,

FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

hypnotoad ,

Much appreciated

rab , in gotdamn
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I’m top 5 percent of earners in my city but I can’t take out a mortgage on a 1 bedroom apartment built in 1971

Fuck Canada I can’t wait till someone nukes this place

Oderus ,

Fuck Canada I can’t wait till someone nukes this place

A tad extreme no? Jesus.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Only thing that will make housing cheaper is that or an earthquake lol. It was a joke, by the way

vaultdweller013 ,

Earthquakes wont do shit. Source I am Californian.

anarchy79 ,
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If anything I can imagine earthquakes make it worse. I assume they’d Shock Doctrine all of that newly cleared space and build condos that they sell for ten times as much as whatever stood there before… But I don’t know, I’m not a seismologist.

rab ,
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Here in BC we are waiting for “the big one”

It will definitely help. Lol

AlternActive ,

And yet you have it so easy compared to most of us. Canada for me would be a blessing compared to my current country.

But hey, atleast the weather is great and alcohol is cheap.

4 bedroom houses are going for 1+ million lol

rab ,
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Apartments in Canada are almost 1 million in certain cities

AlternActive ,

Same here (Madeira Island, Portugal), however medium wages would be under 1000/month.

Trippin , in We lack.

Holy moly, this is one from the stone age.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Still funny though.

dipshit , in The what now?

Tag yourself! I am dillsack.

VikingHippie ,

Scungle reporting for duty 🫡

frippa ,
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(the nutte sac) 😀🖐️

Brickhead92 , in The what now?

Holy crap I’m getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes

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VikingHippie , in Fear the meat

Makes the Arby’s slogan sound somewhat sinister…

WE HAVE THE MEATS

clumsyninza , in Fun fact: With the help of a printer, you can put a picture on paper

I’m not risking it.

Lord_McAlister , in Fear the meat

The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.

clumsyninza ,

What do you mean?

dan1101 , in Blue or red door?

Red door, I can’t say how much better I would do things if I did them again. But 10 mil can make things much better right now.

Venat0r ,

Just look up some stocks to buy on the day of your first mistake and have however much money you feel like is a good amount.

Longpork_afficianado ,

Better yet, buy a huge amount of bitcoin and dump it at the height of the 2018 surge. Stocks implies you have a reasonable amount of money to start with, but bitcoin was worth pennies at the beginning.

Venat0r ,

I was just thinking stocks so you can get the money prior to 2018

derf82 , in When you hear someone pronounce GIF as 'JIF

The guy that invented the GIF said it is pronounced Jif. And of course that is a common pronunciation for “gi” words, like gin, giraffe, ginger, giant, ginseng, and so on.

And before you say “but the g stands for graphics” tell me about what the p in MPEG stands for.

Decimit ,

Gig Git Girl Gibbon Gift Gill Giddy Gigahertz Gimmick Gizzard

Xirup ,
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Yiff😳

derf82 ,

And none of that changes the “ji” is a common pronunciation of gi. Sure, go is the hard g, but y’all act like gif is the only word with the soft g.

The true stupid move is demanding that there is only one pronunciation. Like many worlds with variations, both are acceptable.

can ,

Exactly. It’s pronounced both ways

nueonetwo ,

I’m just gonna continue pronouncing it whatever way the person I’m speaking to gets annoyed by.

CarlsIII ,

Ok but like, pronouncing it like jif is dumb

derf82 ,

I think the hard g sounds harsh and I hate it.

CrypticFawn , (edited )
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I don’t care what the creator says. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Seriously, he waited an awfully long time to announce how to say Gif. He clearly did it just do fuck with people. Just pronounce it however you want.

SailorMoss ,

Do I look like I know what mpeg is? I just want a video of a got dang hot dog!

CitizenKong , in The what now?

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

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