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JoMiran , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
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…to completion…

Interesting specificity.

Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.

dmMeYourNudes ,

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

It’s fake, Mountain Dew isn’t mentioned once.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.

dditty ,

Sadly it is satire

www.snopes.com/…/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

unexposedhazard ,

Well yeah but is the above response also satire or a real denial of the satire being true?

jballs ,
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Damn Snopes could’ve just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815

crusa187 ,

This stood out to me as well, and I too find myself potentially eating the onion on this one.

What a time to be alive!

Eww , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

I just put it on an SD card and pop it in my phone.

sp3tr4l , in Bananas

I’ve heard this works better if you use a small hammock instead of a hanger.

masterofn001 ,

I use a hammock every day!

My banana is always green and ripe.

Maybe I should shower.

ivanafterall ,
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Keep them swaddled in their own twin bed and they fall right off the bone.

massacre , in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejui....

Someone needs to check this daft cunt for proof of life. She sounds brain dead.

Sam_Bass , in Bananas

Is the off-gas heavier than air? That could explain it

marcos ,

Is the off-gas heavier than air?

Actually, no. There are very few organic hormones that are lighter than air, probably just this one.

Not much lighter either, by the way.

Sam_Bass ,

Thx

ivanafterall , in I still crie evrytiem
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Hug your loved ones a little tighter tonight.

far_university190 , in Not to confuse: Krauts strike vs Crowdstrike

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

MHanak ,

How is that a thing in unicode?

grandma , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

Would JD Vance ever fuck a couch, melons, jell-O or other food stuffs or furniture? Just askin’?

Godric , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

Why are half the comments talking about the scale??? That’s the joke, are they stupid???

Spezi , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

Self-Hosted Pairdrop is perfection for me

gerryflap , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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This scale is totally wack. The feet of the human bodies in the graph don’t start at 0 but somewhere between 4 and 5. Such a bad graph. That being said, we Dutch people are very tall and powerful and you should be terrified >:3

ALoafOfBread ,

They have ridiculous accents, though. They got nerfed in the tulipmanie patch

RizzRustbolt ,

I am 7 inches taller than the average Dutch person. Which, by this graph, means I am 50 times taller than you.

Pee-wee.

gerryflap ,
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Apparently i’m almost 3 inches taller than average. So somewhat better but still scary

ignotum , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/28301098-ce40-4289-9e6b-0927fa5aa8ed.jpeg

AceSLS , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

ADB via USB for speed, rsync via WiFi for everything else

renzev OP ,

Is ADB faster than MTP (the thing that android does by default when connecting over USB)?

QRCP is also pretty neat. It boots up a local http server to send/receive files and shows a QR code pointing to it. Works on android via termux as well!

HakFoo ,

MTP is awfully slow on my Nokia G20 at least. OTOH, it has a uSD slot so I could just pop it out and transfer that way.

$150 phones are better than $1500 ones.

renzev OP ,

$150 phones are better than $1500 ones.

Couldn’t agree more lol. fLaGsHiP phones are such a scam. I got my current phone for like 300 euro: It’s built like a tank, has a headphone jack, a microsd slot, unlockable bootloader, no camera bump, and if the usb port becomes damaged, I can just order a new one from the manufacturer and replace it using a single screwdriver. Meanwhile mainstream phones focus on bullshit gimmicks that nobody cares about like 5g, more cameras, glass back, “AI”, thinness to inflate the price tag.

lud ,

The biggest reason for flashghip phones is the camera quality and performance.

Thinness is also appreciated by most even if I don’t know if flagships target that anymore.

AceSLS ,

Is ADB faster than MTP

Yes, at least for every device I had in the past 6 years. By a lot actually

abcdqfr , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

SMB/NFS

todd_bonzalez , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

Not a single network file transfer protocol in the list.

Imagine not knowing about stuff like SCP/SFTP or SMB.

Cryophilia ,

Pfft I’ve bet you’ve never even tried cross-pollinating a syncmap blockchain to your distributed SM-IP 42G node

Noob

Ghoelian ,

I’m pretty sure the average user doesn’t even know what a “server” really is, let alone know how to set up an FTP server.

lud ,

Imagine not adding every single way to transfer a file to a simple meme.

What is the world coming too‽

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