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Little8Lost , in Do you see a problem?
CrypticFawn ,
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Lmao I love this 😂

MarsRT ,

this is the story I want to believe

irkli ,
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More likely!

xavier666 ,

Yes please

SeeMinusMinus ,
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Army posts this and young men from all over the country sign up at a rate faster then ever before.

Srootus , in it was a waste of time

I’ve always had sloppy handwriting, but I had to handwrite a note for someone and I’ve never seen my handwriting so neat! I’ve not had to write anything with a pen or pencil for at least 2 years. But all of a sudden, its clear, neat and legible, even my cursive is pretty clear too!

0x4E4F , (edited ) in it was a waste of time
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The main reason why kids write like neanderthals nowadays.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Personally, I’m an elder millenial and the reason I write like a neanderthal is the lack of fine motor skills that comes with ADHD.

I avoid writing anything by hand when I can and thankfully society has finally progressed to the point that that’s almost always.

CrypticFawn ,
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My handwriting has always sucked. 😭 My cursive is worse than my print; totally ineligible.

tiny_electron , in nothing to see here

AMOGUS

HughJanus , in Do you see a problem?

Well that’s super fucked up.

I’m sure this will make them reconsider their position.

Daisyifyoudo ,

What part of shitpost don’t you understand??

HughJanus ,

The shitpost part

Daisyifyoudo ,

Then I highly recommend you unsub. Otherwise, you’re in for a bad time.

HughJanus ,

I’m not subbed

rarely ,

Never subbed, always snubbed.

Stan ,
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Your sub. My sub.

explodicle ,

You can always block it if you don’t like shitposts.

HughJanus ,

Didn’t realize I needed to.

irmoz ,

Seems a bit obvious

rustyfish ,
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This…is a shitpost of yours isn’t it?

Nioxic ,

I dont understand “shitpost” but i find most of the posts funny

Crakila , in Name the ROM
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Project Rub.

hahattpro , in Do you see a problem?

I would rather die for greedy capitalism nation rather than live against the social norm.

Hyggyldy ,

Too many people have taken your comment seriously. I felt the sarcasm was decently clear but I guess not.

writeblankspace ,
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hmm I didn’t realize that it was sarcastic. Good that I saw this comment.

toomanyjoints69 ,

Lol i got downvoted for my sarcasm recently too. Sorry

GatoB ,

When no brain (cant understand sarcasm)

Fortychops , in in the end he paid $44B just for this pic as anything else is going to $0

What a fucking douche bag he is

TheRaven ,
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A week later, he uprooted thousands of lives by laying them off, without even understanding how the product worked. His severance was well below what was initially promised, and he often mocked those who were laid off, or encouraged others in their mocking. Douche bag is a gentle way of putting it.

Cheez ,

His severance was well below what was initially promised

Except for that one guy who had a massive contractual severance package and they tried to renege on firing him.

TheRaven ,
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You mean Iceland’s person of the year who made it his personal mission to make Reykjavík more accessible for people in wheelchairs? The guy who Elon used HR’s privately disclosed info to publicly mock for his disability which he also used as illegal justification for his firing?

strangematter , in found this on victorgnarlys instagram 😂

Yep, @gnarly already posted it on Lemmy:

lemmy.world/post/516138

gnarly ,
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Thanks for the tag, glad to see my stuff make the rounds. Feelsgoodman.jpg

0x4E4F , in Oldie but a goody
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Nope, never happened to me… maybe it’s because I don’t have any of that stuff.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I won’t lie, I’m curious how bad it could be on a scale on 1-10.

0x4E4F ,
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Probably like an 8 or a 9… I’ve had my banjo string torn like twice, wasn’t nearly as bad, probably like a 4 or a 5… a lot of blood, you’re like “wtf happened, did I fucking murder her 😳”, since I thought it was from the other party. But, still, it wasn’t that bad, like having a minor self-circumcision.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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This is one of worst things I’ve read before bed lol, now I can’t stop picturing how bad it could be. But you also learn a new term everyday.

0x4E4F ,
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Trust me, it really isn’t that bad… it looks like it really is bad, cuz you got a piece of your dick just dangling from it, and as I said, there was a lot of blood, but it really isn’t that bad. In fact, now I get to pee straight. Before that, the frenulum (banjo string is a slang) would actually push the urethra downwords when you pull on the foreskin, so I’d have to leverage that by pulling my thing up to make it pee at the angle I wanted. I always made a mess, pissing all over the toilet 😂. Now, it’s just point and shoot, it goes where you actually point it to, not where you think it should point to, based on how much tension there is between the urethra’s opening and the frenulum 😒.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Lol Ahhh this story keeps getting worse. 🤣

0x4E4F ,
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🤷 🤣

TairikuOkami , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
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It started good, but then people realized that it is not reddit, so they moved back, failing to embrace the change.

I do not blame them, I miss the content and my 15k account, but I have removed it, so there is no going back for me.

Mikekm ,

Yep, I’m here for good too. Reddit will never get that magic back that it once had.

Che_Donkey ,
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There is more variety of content here IMO. I like seeing more international posts even if i dont aleays understand the language or the context.

Back there it was all ragey clickbait bot karma removed.

SpaceX724 ,

I feel like it’s not dominated by the same sort of content, but a lot of smaller communities and niche interests (at least the ones I’m interested in) have yet to develop on lemmy.

The_Nostromo ,

I dunno this feels pretty reddit to me

gimmemahlulz ,
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This site feels like reddit from ~2010. IE back before all the monetization and add bullshit.

superkret ,

I’m amazed it doesn’t feel like 4chan in 2005. Like, how is it possible that it’s not full of spam and racism? I hope it stays that way.

Obi ,
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Shhhh they’ll hear you.

Really though, defederation is the reason why.

superkret ,

Can you explain why that makes a difference?

Obi ,
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Instance owners can have full control over who they federate with. From the start, the mainstream in the Fediverse has had a tolerant, open-minded and positive mindset. Over time instances that don’t follow this (e.g. by promoting hate speech) are defederated, leaving mostly decent discourse. Users that try to join instances that follows the Fediverse ethics while not belonging, and try to spread hate, get banned.

We’re still in early days but this will keep happening until the verse is wide and large, and you can choose your own little corner that aligns with what you want, whether that’s more like what we have today, or the opposite end of the spectrum, but for now we get to enjoy to still have mostly only tolerant instances, and the nasty ones are defederated into oblivion.

BeezKnuts , in Actual picture of /u/spaz after chat gpt bots were found making pro-reddit comments in /r/programming
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What’s it like over there on Reddit now? Has it changed at all in the last few days?

Perfide ,

dndmemes is full of goblin porn now. That’s about it

cantstopthesignal OP ,

Wow that sucks, brb tho

Willer , in "It has to be Chromium"

Chromium is OSS so it is fine.

Xylight ,
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If I wrote some malware and published it to GitHub, would that make it safe?

EfficaciousSkink , in Like bath time
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Back in the '90s everything messed up was “gay.” The teacher won’t let you turn in late homework, that’s gay. Recess was cut short by a fire alarm, so gay.

I thought we’d moved past that immaturity.

Ensign_Crab ,

It’s almost as though “woke” is being used as a euphemism for something that people can no longer say without getting pushback.

yesman ,

Woke is the exact same criticism the right has had for the left for about 60 years. Before it was “woke”, it was “politically correct”, and before it was politically correct it was “bleeding-heart”.

Conservatives love to recycle, at least when it comes to ideals.

ZepheniahMann , in There's no karma? [OC]
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I’ve been assuming it’s meant to portray the network of federated servers.

TwilightVulpine ,

It shows that we are all connected (with gay demons)

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