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activator90 , in never give up ^_^

The macho black man converted into a tiktok white sissy?

hankskyjames777 , (edited ) in ??
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@euphoria !gocommitdie

vreraan , in "It has to be Chromium"

After the quantum update i switched to firefox, as now in performance it is almost on par with chrome or sometimes better.

schrodingers_dinger ,

I remember I switched to chrome way back when chrome was first becoming popular because of its speed compared to Firefox in like 2010 or something. Firefox caught up within a year and I have never missed Chrome for a second.

sheilzy ,

Oh, I was similar. When Chrome was new I liked it, but it seems to be vulnerable to get these weird superfluous add-ons that I may have acquired through malicious links. When I switched to Firefox I wasn’t as suseptible to malware, and the speed was just as good.

mojo , in we indulge in some trickstery

What would you even do in that situation lol

Widowmaker_Best_Girl ,

Either pick it open or get some bolt cutters, I would imagine.

Swedneck ,
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given the quality of most locks you can probably just hold a hairpin menacingly in front of it and it’ll pop open.

solstice , in Fun fact: wage theft is the largest form of theft

I’m pretty sure some or all of the Toys R Us employee pension was plundered in the reorg after private equity bought the company out in2018. I remember reading about it thinking it sort of made sense technically but it was pretty egregious on a human level. This post is too true. Similar to the old Stalin gem about how killing one is a tragedy but a million is a statistic. If you’re gonna do something bad do it BIG.

Pulptastic , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

When else are you gonna doomscroll

cheezoid2 , in Johnny Cash sings "Barbie Girl" (A.I.)

These are great. I also recommend “Heigh Ho / My Humps”, “Baby Got Back” by Elvis, and “Get Low” by Frank Sinatra

Umbra , in awwww

Was unsure if a turd or a schlong

LillianVS , in Fun fact: wage theft is the largest form of theft
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Company: You need to have everything ready before the start of your shift.

Me: Do I get paid for coming in early?

Company: No

Me: Okay, if I’m starting before my shift time then I am going home early to make up for the lost time.

Company: If you leave 1 minute early we have to deduct an hour from your wages

Me: leaves

Company: nobody wants to work anymore.

Companies have normalised wage theft but call it what it is. It’s theft.

arensb ,

Some years ago, employees sued Amazon because the company had a lengthy security scan when people left, to prevent theft. Apparently it could take half an hour to go through, and they argued that this was unpaid overtime.

They lost, which seems like bullshit: as far as I can tell, the sane way to look at it is, if you’re obligated to do what the company tells you and go where the company says, then you’re on the job and should be paid for it. Once you’re out the door, you can choose whether you want to go home or go to a bar or just sit on the sidewalk; you’re not on the clock and you’re not getting paid.

If the company wants you to work 8 hours in the warehouse, then spend half an hour in the security scan, then you’re doing company business for 8.5 hours.

Cryst ,

Agreed. That’s ridiculous that they lost.

outdated_belated , (edited ) in Survival of the Fittest

Same energy: kitchen implements

My wooden spatula is cracking and warping after being put in the dishwasher every time, but too bad. I’ll use it until it splinters into pulp

Not dishwasher “safe” for whom?

PixelOfLife ,
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Wooden spatulas are supposed to look rough though. It somehow feels wrong to cook with a spatula that has no battle scars.

JudahBenHur ,

thats a shame- its not too hard to quickly handwash your wooden and wooden handled kitchen bits, and its so much nicer than the never ending torrent of plastic shit we have to interact with daily

DaCookeyMonsta ,

I need those too often to let them sit in the dishwasher.

Those utensils who work get washed. Those who don’t get sent to the dishwasher gulag for a week.

Hyperi0n ,

Just run the dishwasher more often

regular_human ,
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No

abbadon420 , in Johnny Cash sings "Barbie Girl" (A.I.)

As a Johnny Cash fan, I fucking love it.

jungekatz , in Survival of the Fittest

Every single time

001100010010 , in awwww
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“Hey, wanna see my little thing? 😉”

“Oh, I mean my puppy. 😄”

Ulvain , in I'm not the one making the rules

That’s a Gouda joke

Shardikprime ,

Are you kidding? it’s a grate one!

capt_wolf , in me🐺irl
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I feel personally attacked…

But this is 100% accurate.

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