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nothingcorporate OP , in Yeehaw

For anyone who wants to hear the best country hip hop song of 1998: yewtu.be/watch?v=gcbe-dznTZk 🤠

latewizard ,

Change of 1998 to of all time. You better count your money.

RocksForBrains , in From the depths of the old archives

iirc family let this man’s sister bring all her friends on the family vacation and then while he was doing math homework they posed for this photo like hah dweeb

eestileib ,

Yeah what a dork not trying to nail his relatives.

AllonzeeLV , in A match made in heaven

I did, and it was a mistake.

It is quite literally risking your life in order to establish and secure resource chains for the western oligarch class, for the privilege of going to school to be one of the oligarch’s slightly higher paid underclass.

Despite all the cringe posters, there is no honor to be had in the modern military of the last 50 years. Like so much else, our military works in service to the interests of our owner class through our captured and well-bribed government. They’ve destabilized entire governments solely to improve commerce with the capitalist regime that replaces the last one.

One thing I am certain of, Constitutionality be damned, if the American citizenry ever does wise up and rise up against our owners, our military will be turned on us and kill as many citizens of this “society” as it takes to protect our beloved economy. 99% of soldiers will follow their paychecks and the promised safety of their families on secure bases and pull the trigger on us, too.

That’s what happens when you let the growth/metastasis of your economy take precident over the good of your society aka its citizens as we did so very long ago. An economy is meant to be a lowly tool to better distribute goods and services for the benefit of the society it serves, just fyi.

Gorbachof ,
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I’ve had a VERY different experience lol. You probably shouldn’t have joined the army

dottedgreenline ,
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Your comment doesn’t even make sense in the context of what OP wrote. They didn’t talk about their personal experience at all really. It was more a universal take about awakening to the role of the military in the modern age. I guess, unfortunately for humanity, you are the perfect candidate to wear a uniform.

Gorbachof , (edited )
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Why so hostile?

dottedgreenline ,
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I mean, you implied your experience being a part of an organisation that literally kills people for money and destroys whole civilisations wasn’t a negative one. I feel like you don’t see how hostile you actually are just by existing in that state. My words are nothing in comparison.

Gorbachof ,
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May I ask where you’re from?

dottedgreenline ,
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I’m from everywhere, man.

Lenins2ndCat ,
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Economic collapse after the reserve currency is switched away from the dollar through dedollarisation is likely to happen first. Won’t be able to dodge the next financial crisis by printing infinite money.

ilikemoney ,

Coast guard and space force exists and circumnavigates all that bs. Same benefits

Gork ,

I would join the space force if there were cool stuff like starships and space Marines. But we aren’t there yet so we can’t do cool stuff like fighting alien bugs and doing our part.

But I’m also too old so probably not.

Methylman ,

Reserves too I think? Idk if they do much killing

AstroKevin ,

Only space aliens

june , in Too bad there's no way to, say, mass-block sports communities from my Hot/Trending lists. I guess it's not a huge deal though.

I had to filter them all out one by one on Reddit, and I’ll do it again on Lemmy.

CummandoX , in Johnny Cash sings "Barbie Girl" (A.I.)

Does anybody have a link to such an A.I. to change song singers?

001100010010 , in Will you marry me?
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themeatbridge ,

Still new and getting used to community links on lemmy, but it tickles me that this reads like “Hey! I found Satan at lemmy world”

deegeese , in The Finger of Contempt

Is this the last step before challenging someone to a duel?

eestileib ,

This is the social penalty for refusing a duel. OP asked for one, got told to fuck off, and is now seething.

authorinthedark , in The most dangerous of them all

We Are the four Horsemen

ImplyingImplications , in ??

Damn, he’s good.

Carnelian , in I thought about doing it

Some of the apps calculate it for you

itsJoelle ,

I know Voyager does. Sometimes it’s off tho.

eric5949 ,

It’s usually wildly off in my experience.

Carnelian ,

How do you know it’s wrong, out of curiosity? Like what is the best way to get the correct number?

eric5949 , (edited )

Because it says 199 right now and I have one comment alone with 150+ and a post with ~135, plus 150 or so more comments most of which are between 5 and 30 and I don’t think any of which are negative. Like 3 days ago it said 500 something. I don’t know the best way to get a correct number, I personally don’t care tbh.

Edit: and please don’t take that as me being dismissive or an asshole, I hope you find a way to properly figure it out. I think I’ve seen folks say it’s in the Lemmy instance database but idk I just have the database running, I wouldn’t know where to start on how to check.

Carnelian ,

Interesting, yeah l wonder what’s up with that.

I’m using Memmy, my post “karma” is correct, and the comments seem plausible although I’m certainly not going to tally all of those up lol

KimiNoJohn , in yaix

What’s wrong with using the term female? I really don’t know but I’ve heard that you shouldn’t do it

Hextic ,

“female protagonist” good

“I talked to a female today” bad

Short version but depends if you’re talking about a specific person(s) or describing the person.

SternburgExport , in Poop Size: Mega!

Great meme and literally a shitpost. And the fact that I saw this whilst squeezing out a log makes it even better.

MyFairJulia OP ,
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I wish you a good poo, a wrinkly brain and a mega mind!

Umbra , in never give up ^_^

How did he get those hips!

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Look at before pic again, had em all along

Umbra ,

O.O

SlothMama , in my lemmy feed

I’ve not seen anything pornographic at all, but I’ve been exclusively using Connect for Lemmy. My feed is basically all memes and news, oh and people complaining about Reddit.

BitingChaos OP ,
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You’re not seeing the dozens and dozens of new “lemmynsfw” communities in your feed?

SlothMama ,

Not a single one. Maybe it’s a setting? I’ve been using Connect for three weeks now, zero pornography has come across my feed.

Misconduct , in How did crocs come back?

Are you in highschool? Why on earth do you care what shoes other people put on their feet?

eestileib ,

Smelly feet on a cubemate is not a good time.

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