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JavaTea , in Is it just me, or is Lemmy 1000% better?
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Hell yeah. Feels so much more kind here.

youCanCallMeDragon , in awwww
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I don’t think it’s little…. Probably way above average.

:(

Oka , in I get bored online way easier now that I've cut out reddit

Relatable. I was relieved I wouldn’t be doomscrolling anymore. Then i found Lemmy, which works as a doomscroll sometimes, ut also goes down or goes slow randomly, forcing me to do something else.

I’ve found that I’m also browsing (old-school) forums now to fill the time.

Lemmylefty ,
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The slowness is healthier, in a way. I’m reading a lot more articles than I did on Reddit, and I’m no longer a lurker.

With apps like Voyager and Memmy I’m cautiously optimistic, a few hiccups with instances going down notwithstanding.

roon , in Welcome to Heelywood
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Broken link?

SnowFoxx , in Poop Size: Mega!
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Is it possible to learn this power?

MyFairJulia OP ,
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Not from a GI doctor.

abbadon420 , in Poop Size: Mega!

Did you know that you don’t actually have to poop every time you take a phone-break on the toilet?

Viking_Hippie ,

Why would you lie on the internet?

MyFairJulia OP ,
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Oh no, i take phone breaks between my shits. Usually when i’m shitting i’m figuring out solutions to the worlds problems, disproving well established theorems and stuff. However when i’m done shitting i keep forgetting the solutions so here we are.

timception , in Threads' daily active user count on Android devices dropped over 50% — from 49 to 23.6 millions
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Tbh I just signed up and had a look then never went back again.

Blazingflames6073 , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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Is this being posted here because of the user who didn’t poop for 3 days?

Fubar91 , in How journalist view modern gamers

I get it’s a meme, but it should be “Toxic gamers”.

A competitive game, in a competitive mode usually attracts competitive people. These people want to win, are playing to win, etc. This is the enviroment made for that. People complaing in non competitive modes are just toxic people.

But it’s also toxic to enter a competitive mode as a casual, cause a loss for your teammates, then blame it on " I just play to have fun XD".

Bad sportsmanship = toxic

Competition != toxic

FlickOfTheBean ,

I want to argue a nuance that toxic overcompetativeness is a meta issue in gaming, not a direct issue with competitive games. Like it’s just as toxic to be like overly competitive with casual shit, though you’re more likely to be called out as the insane person you are if you’re being toxic over say something like animal crossing than if you’re playing league.

I do agree with what you’re saying though, it probably should just say toxic gamers to cover all of that because this is the internet and nuance has no transmission ability here.

(Tldr; yeah, it probably should)

Track_Shovel , in Beware her mechanical spells

If anyone is wondering that’s a horizontal drill rig

blackluster117 ,
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That’s no way to talk about your mom’s new boyfriend, I’ve heard Steve is nice.

Jackolantern , in This is aging incredibly well.

He is really not that bright is he

fazalmajid ,

I think he is probably bipolar and refusing to take meds for what is nowadays an often treatable condition.

Zeth0s ,

Why bipolar? It doesn’t look like he has down periods

spittingimage , in This is aging incredibly well.
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Elon Musk is what you’d get if you gave 10-year old me a couple billion dollars.

That’s not a compliment, Elon.

metaStatic ,

you know, I wonder how soon after making my own car and rocket ship 10 year old me would become a far right crackpot?

zazaserty , in steaming out the ears like a cartoon character
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This has that ai generated vibe to it. So weird man. Might be just me

FlickOfTheBean ,

What’s ai generated about it? Or rather why does it matter if the prop for a joke is ai generated or not?

zazaserty ,
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It just had a janky vibe to it. I don’t wish to be misunderstood here. I saw it as a interesting detail to comment on, and I pointed out it could just be me overthinking it, I never intended to judge the quality of the joke on this.

FlickOfTheBean ,

Oh sorry, I didn’t actually realize I was reading into that a judgement that wasn’t there. I thought you were implying it was a bad/valueless joke because it used generated art.

Totally agree with it being a janky vibe though. Feels a bit cursed haha

bob_wiley , in Hard times
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It makes you wonder when it will be cheaper to hire back cashiers to avoid so much loss to theft.

empireOfLove ,

Oh no, they’d rather just raise prices to cover the shrinkage.

JDPoZ ,
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...Or just raise prices because they want to increase margins and lie and say its because a massive increase in theft or inflation or whatever they want to say and then laugh about it on a public earnings call that you can raise prices however you want because consumers still have to buy certain goods no matter what.

Mongostein ,

“We have not seen any material reaction from consumers,” P&G CFO Andre Schulten said. “So that makes us feel good about our relative position.”

There it is folks. Straight from the horse’s mouth. They won’t do what’s in the best interest of humanity without “material reaction” (ie; an arsonist or maybe even something more extreme.)

LetMeEatCake ,

If they concluded that they could raise prices to increase profit, they’d do so regardless of theft rates. Those are separate issues.

FierroGamer ,

Where I’m from you still have to go through someone who makes sure all of the shit in your cart is in your receipt, it adds like 30-60 seconds and it’s a single employee for six checkouts.

bob_wiley ,
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I know Costco and Walmart do that. The majority of normal grocery stores around me do not. That’s one reason I rarely go to Costco or Walmart. With Costco they have cashiers as well, so it seems like they don’t need to have the 2nd person. It feels like they assume customers are criminals until proven otherwise.

FierroGamer ,

Criminal until proven otherwise for checking that you didn’t miss anything in your cart? That’s extreme, people do make mistakes, if you actually want to steal you can still pocket stuff, the employee likely won’t give two shits since that’s a job for a security guard like it’s always been.

If you’re paranoic about being perceived as a potential criminal that’s fine, you do you, but labeling any sort of basic control as an accusation is not cool, might as well label the presence of a security guard as such.

bob_wiley ,
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At Costco they have cashiers and they have your cart and verify it’s empty/everything was scanned. I’m not really sure what the 2nd check is for, other than wasting time.

FierroGamer ,

What second check?

bob_wiley ,
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The cashier scans and checks everything at the register. Then the person near the exit goes over the receipt with their highlighter. 2 checks.

FierroGamer ,

My bad, I thought self checkout was when you scan your items yourself

bob_wiley ,
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It is, but I’ve never been to a Costco that has that, though I’ve heard recently that some exist.

Receipts are checked regardless of how a person checks out.

FierroGamer ,

I think I found the confusion, you keep talking about Costco when I’m talking about self checkouts, I don’t think that chain even exists in my country

bob_wiley ,
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If it’s all self-checkout it makes sense that they may check receipts. Where I’m at I’ve never seen the two linked. We self-checkout, then walk out, or go see a cashier, then get checked again. So when receipt checking came up I jumped to my experience there, which was alway separate from self-checkouts.

orphiebaby , in awwww
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This should be marked as NSFW, yeah? It doesn’t matter what it ended up being in the end.

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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No. It’s fine. Why would anyone want to censor a cute little puppy?

orphiebaby ,
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Lol

intensely_human ,

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