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almost1337 , in Still Haven’t Found It
SatansMaggotyCumFart , in When they notify Joe Biden that he's still president

I love this argument because you’re saying that a man with dementia was able to take on Trump’s whole party and almost poll the same.

FrowingFostek ,

Yup, that’s how people planned to vote against trump, voting for the other person.

jimmydoreisalefty , in Still Haven’t Found It
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Yes, only Mambo #5 has been found, originally in Cuba though.

Then it was found again in Germany by Lou Bega.

Let us keep searching!

Sanctus , in I always order Popular Problem.
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I’ll take one normal doubt, please. Been going heavy in that for far too long.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Nope
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Yup. Don’t know why they ask for that if not for shady stuff.

Stovetop ,

It’s because auto-renewal is always turned on by default and they’re hoping people forget they signed up.

NaibofTabr ,

So, shady stuff.

Stovetop ,

Oh 100%. One of the many ways corporations try to pull money out of your wallet when you’re not looking.

In these sorts of situations, I’ve sometimes made use of a temporary card using services like privacy.com. Lets you sign up for free trials that require cards without giving them any real card details. That way, if you happen to forget to remove the subscription (or if they are so draconian they make it nearly impossible to do so) the transaction fails to process when they try to charge you.

Sometimes even banks provide temporary/virtual card services for their members, too.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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^ My point exactly.

Zos_Kia ,
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Having worked at a bunch of SaaS products, it’s actually not that shady (at least in those cases i’ve seen). Free users are low value but they can cost a ton in support and commercial effort. Asking for a credit card upfront is just a simple way to filter for people who actually intend to maybe buy the product.

OP’s reaction is not a bug, it’s the feature.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Free users are low value but they can cost a ton in support and commercial effort

Maybe they shouldn’t offer a free trial then

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Or maybe they should keep their free trial and just filter out randos with a credit card wall. It’s a simple and cheap way to keep your user base high value. And as attested by the OP’s meme, it just works!

Katana314 ,

I’ve previously been converted off free trials that way. So it can definitely work.

Zos_Kia ,
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Yes, it’s a classic.

Pre-market fit it makes sense to be 100% free, as you want to gauge whether your product is attractive to people.

Post-market fit you already know the product has traction, so now you want to gauge whether it is attractive enough for people to pay for it.

VonReposti ,

In the tech sector it can also work as free advertising for the company the trial person works at. I’m for example using a tool on the free tier for log aggregation and monitoring which I really like. I’ve thought of doing a startup sometime within the next year and at that point I already know that tool and will probably look at implementing that as the first option.

Self hosters are a powerful marketing tool.

NaibofTabr ,

Sorry, no. The only reason you could possibly want my credit card information is so that you can start collecting rent if I forget to cancel, which is the goal. That is an extremely shady way to collect customers marks.

It’s a con. The goal is to collect rent from people who don’t actually use the service. It’s basically theft.

Zos_Kia ,
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lmao what a nuanced point of view, you seem to have vast personal experience of this kind of things

NaibofTabr ,

OK. For what other reason could you need my credit card information?

Zos_Kia ,
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Again, it’s a filter. You give me card details, that means you seriously want the product and also that you trust me. If i treat you right and give you a great experience you’ll be subscribed for years, purchasing add-ons, and recommending me to your friends. That’s much more valuable for me than skimming 20 bucks a month because you forgot to unsub.

When it’s a big corpo sure they’ll do it cause they don’t give a shit about their customers or even their reputation. I’m honestly not saying it doesn’t happen. But when it’s a no-name with a small online product they can’t afford that shit. If they put a credit card wall it’s most likely because they were getting too many people on the free trial, and were having a hard time telling actual future customers from drive-bys. This solves that.

NaibofTabr ,
  1. I don’t know if I’m “serious” yet - I am here to test the product/service. I can’t determine if I am serious or not until after I have tested it, and neither can you. I should not have to share financial information with you until after I have determined that, so this justification about “seriously” wanting the product is bunk.
  2. You are dipping your hand your hand into my wallet. Just because you haven’t pulled your hand back with money in it yet doesn’t mean this isn’t an attempt at picking my pocket.
Zos_Kia ,
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Hey man I’m not saying you’re wrong, but you’re touching on another important thing which is trust. On average, high trust people are just easier to manage, especially when you’re a small outfit. It’s better for everyone if low trust users bounce away because of the cc wall. They’ll come back once the product has some brand recognition or social proof.

NaibofTabr ,

You’re right of course, the root issue is trust.

If you are a new product/service vendor for me, then there is no trust yet - there hasn’t been time for a trust relationship to develop. We don’t have a relationship yet, and certainly not enough of one for me to trust you with any of my financial information. By asking for that up front, you are demonstrating that you are not trustworthy. You are identifying yourself as the type of business that tries to collect excessive amounts of information about its clients for no justifiable reason. And even if your intentions are completely above-board in collecting that information, I also have no idea how the information you collect is secured, and since I haven’t evaluated the product yet I can’t determine whether the risk of sharing financial information with you is worthwhile. My risk-reward analysis is blank on the reward side, which means that I need you to lower my entry risk.

When you make this distinction of “high trust” and “low trust” people, you are actually misusing the term “trust”. Trust cannot exist without experience - it is something that develops over time through interaction. I cannot trust you if I have only just met you, it is impossible. I can be naive, and agree to what you ask for without suspicion, but naivety is not the same thing as trust. What you are calling “high trust” people would be more accurately termed “rubes” or “saps”.

On average, high trust people are just easier to manage, especially when you’re a small outfit. It’s better for everyone if low trust users bounce away because of the cc wall.

What you are saying here is that it’s convenient for you if people just give you what you ask for without asking too many questions or raising any objections, and you prefer customers who are generally lacking in awareness especially with regard to their own security. Of course that’s convenient for you, you don’t have to spend any time considering whether there’s something wrong with your approach to this.

If you are disrespecting my financial security up front, and you are doing that for the sake of your own convenience, that is a very bad place to start a relationship. You are damaging the potential for trust before we’ve even got started, because it’s “easier” for you.

Zos_Kia ,
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Jesus Christ man 😂 you’re looking for a moral angle but there is no moral angle here. A business has the right to design their transactions however they want, even if that design explicitly excludes people like you.

Some people are easy-going, they are more prone to trust, they want to test a product they don’t write an essay about it about it they just put their CC info in, try the thing, and cancel the sub if it’s not for them. If they forget to cancel i refund their money cause i need a happy customer more than i need 20 bucks. You don’t need to call them rubes just because they’re invited to the party and you’re not.

NaibofTabr ,

Hmm, perhaps I’m not explaining this very well. Morality has nothing to do with what I’m talking about. What I’m trying to describe is how I do risk assessment as a potential new customer, and how that affects creating client relationships for a business.

What I am saying is that you should be considering the risk tolerance of your potential customers. Sharing financial information on the internet is always a high-risk action, especially when you don’t have an existing relationship with the person or organization that is collecting that information, where there cannot be trust yet. People who readily take such actions can be accurately described as “rubes” because they don’t spend enough time thinking about risk.

MewtwoLikesMemes , (edited ) in There you go, buddy!
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tries to tap Play icon to start video

Psych! It’s actually just an image!

OP, I fucking hate you.


Edit: Apparently, it is a video; it’s just some Lemmy platforms are finicky about videos and don’t always want to play them. Which is unfortunate.

Hazmatastic ,

It is a video. Lemmy clients seem to be broken for some videos and gifs, I have no idea why. This one works for me, but some others don’t

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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That’s really annoying. I did not know that.

Thanks for clarifying. 👍

vinyl ,

Use boost for Lemmy.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

No, you can’t make me. :P

(Honestly, though, I actually really prefer the web UI. This is one of the few issues I’ve had with it.)

Lost_My_Mind , in Still Haven’t Found It

Which app is that? It’s clean, simple, no ads. I like it.

carotte ,
@carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

that looks like the default notes app on iOS

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Yes it is

dogsoahC ,

How do you tell it has no ads from a single, probably cropped, screenshot?

Pacattack57 ,

😂 android user huh?

fubarx , in I always order Popular Problem.

Thank you, Hummus.

Klear ,

Not a problem

TechAdmin , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Hot Wheels has Marvel series of cars too and took picture of this “well known” one recently.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d284aa86-4bf2-4884-ade3-fe3fb9596777.jpeg

TheBat ,
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Bitchin’ ride

ArbitraryValue ,

His right arm looks very uncomfortable.

HonkTonkWoman ,

It’s not his.

helpImTrappedOnline , in Nope

I get them wanting someway better than email to make sure I can’t repedetedly sign up for the trail, but don’t fucking auto-subscribe once the trail is over.

ComicalMayhem ,

you misunderstand

the point is to auto subscribe after the trial is over

TheBat , in LOCK EM UP
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Thank you cop mommy 😍

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in I always order Popular Problem.

“Tuna is a problem” is my fave.

niktemadur ,

I prefer the one in the secret menu,
“We Need To Talk About Tuna”.

Vengefu1Tuna ,

Mine too!

cordlesslamp , in LOCK EM UP

It’s funny how every Trump’s campaign slogan he used to attack other candidates can now be used on him.

brbposting , in I always order Popular Problem.

Some (if not a lot) of the original menu must’ve been misspelled, right?

rishado , (edited )

No, I speak Arabic and it’s not so much misspelling as like, lack of sufficient punctuation. Then that is directly thrown into a translator. I’ll use the word مشكل as an example and try to explain why the menu says ‘Tuna is a problem’. As letters, from right to left, they are l:

m - م (the first letter on the right)

sh - ش

k - ك

L - ل (last letter on the left)

I know those standalone letters look different but that’s how they are when they’re not conjoined to other letters.

Anyway the problem is that that word can be read multiple ways because a lot of the vowels in Arabic come from small modifiers that no one can be bothered to type out because we know how to infer the pronunciations in context. So let’s get into the conflation of the word here. Without any vowels, theoretically the word can be read as mshkl. One way to read the word مشكل can be MuSHaKKal, and with the modifiers it would look like so:

مُشَكْل

It’s not easy to see but the first 3 letters have modifiers that make them be pronounced as ‘Mu’, ‘Sha’, ‘K~’, ‘Al’. Pronouncing the word this way means ‘mixed’ i.e. the dish being served is Mixed Tuna AKA Tuna salad.

Now without the modifiers the word can be read as: مشكِل

Now theres no modifier on the second letter so it kind of just blends into the first, becoming pronounced as ‘Mush’, ‘Kill’, or ‘mash’, ‘kal’. This word literally translates to ‘problem’. And if you just put a noun before problem, it makes sense grammatically to infer that the noun is the problem. Ergo,

“Tuna is a problem”. Also known as Tuna salad.

Weirstone ,

Very informative. Thank you for being here!

rishado ,

Glad to be! Got that “why bother no one’s gonna read this anyway” feeling halfway through the comment but then remembered I wasn’t on reddit anymore

stelelor ,

I’m late to the thread but I just wanted to say THANK YOU for taking the time to write it all up! You’ve helped me understand a few things about abjads, which makes the original post even more hilarious.

rishado ,

Thank you for reading and enjoying! Yeah the great thing is that most of the ridiculous things in that menu have similar explanations, some are complete nonsense though

Zier , in I always order Popular Problem.
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We need an Engrish magazine on this here Fediverse.
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