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PipedLinkBot , in Why did Zuck green screen himself outside in a back yard?

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db2 OP ,

I know the bot for it isn’t here, but good bot.

G_Wash1776 , in Subs go brrrrr
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Space X is a legitimately good company. You can hate Elon all you want, Space X does some awesome shit. Rockets that land and are reusable, plus the advantage of completely getting rid of the US’s reliance on Russia.

another_kbin_addict ,

Elon’s definitely following your account and making notes for that list of dicks he’s gonna suck.

str82L , in Tell me something I don't know.

Hang on, past tense of Will is not Would! Maybe Did?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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would is the past tense form of will.

learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/…/will-would

mycodesucks ,

It SAYS that, but regardless of the source, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Will and would are both modal auxiliary verbs, and as such, don't actually have a past tense in the sense other verbs do. They don't have participles either. You don't have "woulding" or "woulded", and neither has a present or past tense either. Even if you wanted to argue it, what's the past tense of other modal auxiliaries? What's the past tense of "may"? Or "should"? And before you say "May have" or "should have", then why isn't the past tense of "will" "will have?"

The same is true of "can" and "could". Could is NOT the past tense of "can" because a past tense for a modal auxiliary verb is nonsensical. What they MEAN when they write that is "could is a verb that can be used in place of can in some situations to refer to the ability to do something having taken place in the past", but they are different words that happen to share related usage.

In the case of "will"/"would", not even THIS makes sense. Will is used as an indicator to shift the following verb's action into the future. The past tense of shifting something into the future means... what? Making something hypothetical?

While calling these verbs "past tense" is a functional shorthand for explaining their function, the reality is modal auxiliaries do not have tenses or other forms, and it's disappointing to see the British council screw this up.

quindraco ,

It’s weird even thinking of “will” as a verb. It involves no action, unlike every other verb.

“I will.” is like the sentence “You dolt.” Neither contains any action. I’m willing to accept linguists think of the word as a verb, but I’m also deeply confused why they would.

Still ,
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you dolt is a shortening of you are a dolt are is the verb and ar is implied in the shortened version

Waraugh ,

You seem smart, I will follow you.

mycodesucks ,

Nah, I'm an idiot who happens to be an English teacher for foreign language speakers. Nitpicking bad language rule explanations is my job.

x4740N , in How to inflate your foldable phone
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You don’t want a spicy pillow

over_clox OP ,

Hey, this isn’t a cooking or sleeping channel. You do you.

All jokes aside, this fella is right, you definitely don’t want a spicy pillow (swollen battery for those that don’t know).

newthrowaway20 , in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...

You know a character is great when you can read anything in their voice.

MrPoopyButthole , in What a romantic jester

Rectum?! I hardly know em!

Sharkwellington ,

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

idunnololz , in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...
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Best boy

LemmyFeed , in Stop it

When you have an itch but no arms to scratch it.

CheeryLBottom ,

When you step on a Lego barefoot

Creyapnilla , in Tell me something I don't know.
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Impressive

andrewrgross , in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...

I can hear it in his voice

demonquark , in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...

Kim’s a good guy. I think he genuinely cares about you. Fuck him though, I’m going to drink myself into a stupor

andrewrgross ,

Yeah, how dare this asshole care about me? He’s sworn an oath to protect people, and trying to keep me alive is clearly a violation of that oath.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot , in Good to know

She could also be scared, or on a mission.

bobs_monkey , in muh nfts

Tell your mom she’s better off taking advice, especially financial advice, from a gerbil rather than that muppet

exscape ,

Did you read it backwards? Or are you a huge NFT fan?

bobs_monkey ,

Probably backwards, imma take a nap

blackluster117 ,
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Sleep tight.

neutralbipolar2 , in Tell me something I don't know.
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Someone gotta tell Will.I.Am to change his name to reflect his relevancy

FlyingSquid OP ,
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He just released a single with Britney Spears. So I guess they’re both pretty thirsty right now.

(Not to get totally off-topic, I just saw that in the news and I was like, wow, it’s 2012.)

RagingNerdoholic ,

I think you meant Britnied Speared.

TheRealKuni ,

Elton John did a single with Britney Spears not too long ago. I don’t hate it, if I’m being honest.

Creyapnilla , in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...
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    There's a (great) game called Disco Elysium, in which you play a semi-amnesiac recovering alcoholic detective who is only partially attached to reality. The character pictured there is your partner, who constantly questions why you do things that may be mundane, like browsing fantasy novels in the bookstore, but are in no way helpful to the murder you're supposed to be solving.

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    I guess it's not illegal to have bad taste, but it is in bad taste to have bad taste.

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