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Mr_Dr_Oink , in Hot day, cool treats.

Burn it with napalm.

Funny though, i used to call it cold slaw when i was a kid. Not i can be right.

EdibleFriend , in Do you have plans for the fall?
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My plan for all end of the world scenarios is the same. Imma blow my fucking brains out because im not even going to try to deal with that.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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If it’s nuclear Armageddon, that won’t be necessary. Just get to the highest place you can quickly and watch the show.

TheBat ,
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Run towards the bomb

Mohkia ,

Honestly this, if you are at drop sight death is immediate. Worst is on thebout edge where your body slowly melts from radiation exposure. Fun times.

hydro033 , in Do you have plans for the fall?

Is Lemmy always this ridiculously apocalyptic? Do you guys need some help?

phorq ,

No, help is not required. I am safe, and you can trust me fellow human. There is no apocalypse happening below your nose. Your nose is too small to fit an apocalypse under. LOL. Human humor is humorous as I am one!

GitProphet ,

You are one human humor?

chtk ,
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN?

totallynotarobot ,

FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE ON HERE NOT YELLING.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR POLITE TONE, FELLOW HUMAN

Rachel OP ,

No we’re good thank you.

lemon ,
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‘Fall’ is not used to describe autumn in most places outside the US.

Eleazar ,

Yes, it’s always this ridiculous. It’s the polar opposite of Q level conspiracies except somehow democrats. The weird thing is you’d think they’d be cool with RFK Jr. but apparently he’s an antisemitic Nazi because vaccines or something.

totallynotarobot ,

What a weird take

photonic_sorcerer ,
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No but he is batshit. He makes some really good points but all that is overshadowed by some of his crazier theories.

irmoz ,

Democrats? Do you really see this place as only liberal?

burgersc12 , (edited )

I mean what else do you do when the world is on fire and we decided we can’t turn off the gas?

insomniac_lemon , (edited )
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I just need someone to get me out of here. Their choice of interpretation on what that means (body/country/planet/era/other). (Note/medical thing: my body can't/doesn't really sweat, so a heat wave could easily kill me. )

But other than that? It don't matter, none of this matters.

TvanBuuren , in Stinky fingers.

Ah, a true shit post, a real cultural gem.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

so few are brave enough to keep the phrase real. Drake would absolutely stomp his poop down the shower drain, that is some real Drake shit.

CarbonatedPastaSauce , in Do you have plans for the fall?

An AR15 and a lifetime of video game experience will get me through the apocalypse right? Right?!?!?

Rachel OP ,

I am once again asking for your soup

Littleborat ,

What happened a million times to YOU in these games?

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Good point, best to load a previous save.

ImplyingImplications ,

If there’s ever a settlement in need of help, I know who to ask!

BeMoreCareful ,

Me cosplaying as Preston sending strangers out to kill “raiders” so I can “scrap” their “settlements”

sayabulegila , in Poop Size: Mega!

finally, a win for me!

WereCat , in Stinky fingers.

Hmmm… For a moment I thought I’m on 9GAG.

indulgence , in A faith worse than death

Faith? 🤣🤣🤣

style99 , in Stinky fingers.
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she beefs

SinJab0n , in WE NEED MORE SOLDIERS!!!!

Im not gonna give them any traffic, thanks.

Moxvallix , in WE NEED MORE SOLDIERS!!!!
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Why is reddit spelt redddit?

bobs_monkey ,

Spelling is hard

orphiebaby , in it was a waste of time
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Somehow I have never seen that sad Morgan Freeman face before.

Default_Defect ,
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I think its right before he gets got at the end of Wanted.

TheFlame , in WE NEED MORE SOLDIERS!!!!

While I appreciate what you’re trying to do, I won’t be participating. There’s two major issues.

  1. Reddit Admins/ Place mods have shown in the past that they have zero problem with removing stuff from places that they don’t want there. Expect them to do the same with this.
  2. Place is a blatant ploy to try to drive traffic to Reddit. I have zero intention of returning and padding Reddit’s engagement. Whether they’re using the engagement infusion as part of their IPO attempt, to encourage advertisers to use their services, or even just as a bragging stat in a blog post; I wouldn’t feel right about contributing.
pineapplelover OP ,

Fuck Spez is all over the canvas and they are allying with us. Place will indeed drive up a lot of traffic. But once join-lemmy.org is plastered all over the media. People will start coming over and Reddit will lose users.

can ,

Most people aren’t going to understand lemmy from that link.

substill ,

If I saw that without already knowing about Lemmy, I’d assume it was a Lemon Party thing.

baseless_discourse ,

Although this will boost reddit in the short run, in the long run it will drive more user away from big tech platform to more open, privated, community powered alternatives.

0ops ,

That’s my thought. We’ll all forget about r/place within a few weeks anyway, so we might as well use it to send a message. If we don’t, something else will just take that space. They have enough “engagement”. Just turn on your adblocker when you visit

AndreyAsimow , in Horror
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look how they massacred my Pasta!

Trolled , in Oh god oh shit

funniest post from lemmy shitpost so far

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