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Dave_r , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Shoes.

Shoes, with the Aglets of the laces resting upon them.

jungekatz , in stop asking for a karma system

I wish lemmy does not implement it ! I am here all day now !!

Rentlar ,

I’m right there with you panCat! Leave Karma totals out of Lemmy UI and major apps! It just encourages karmaw-horing behaviour.

nuke , in Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like?

Mitch, get off Lemmy and go see a doctor JFC

Ocelot ,
Raisin8659 , in rip
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And the true form will be revealed…

CoupleOfConcerns , in Steal Hanks Look

Reminds me of what Dolly Parton once said. “It costs me a lot of money to look this cheap.”

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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She’s a wise woman.

cheerjoy , in it's about damn time
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screw contracting diseases if it means you can turn the tables on them 🤷

nothing ,

If they bit you first, is there any increased risk? I mean you’ve already had blood contact if they were carrying anything.

cheerjoy ,
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Sure maybe when you start out by only getting revenge. But not when you decide to devastate the entire mosquito population, becoming the mosquito antichrist in your quest for vengeance.

STRIKINGdebate2 , in stop asking for a karma system
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I agree. The karma system really pushes group think.

snarf ,
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  • Voyajer ,
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    It's one of the more annoying things I hope we don't inherit from reddit for that exact reason. Even worse when the joke isn't even funny.

    Crampon ,

    This.

    This. So much this.

    Tell my you’re X without telling me you’re X

    What a strange way to admit you’re insert unpopular political axis

    While the comment can be funny. It’s not funny every time on every post.

    hoodatninja ,
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    God I just got flashbacks to “edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!”

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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    “This. So much this” and “take all my upvotes” are the two worst in my opinion. They both literally add nothing to the conversation, they are not funny and they are certainly not original. If you agree with a comment just use the fucking the upvote button.

    ProvokedGamer ,
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    I feel like the only time “this.” is reasonable is when you add something meaningful after that statement. Whenever I say “this.” under a comment, I don’t just leave it by itself. I add some extra stuff that I think would be useful or important to the conversation, or I expand on the previous commenter’s point. Never say “This.” by itself.

    mintiefresh , in it's about damn time

    So… How?

    MeDuViNoX ,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Put it in your mouth and SUCK IT!

    xantoxis , in The evidence speaks for itself

    Of course you understand some dog barks, you just don’t think about it because humans process language innately, we have specialized brain structures for it.

    I’ll bet you can recognize “I see a threat” and 'I’m in pain" when you hear them. Maybe even distinguish them from “happy excitement”

    djmarcone ,

    Yeah there’s excited, danger, let me outside, etc. The sneeze sound is “I’m playing with you don’t fight for real” when play fighting with other dogs.

    jayrodtheoldbod , in For the love of god make this happen

    I hope DMX sues him for trademark infringement just for the fuck of it

    X gonna take it from ya

    Deez ,

    X’s (giving and taking) days are over

    Sarcastik ,

    Xzibit would also like a word

    Daqu ,

    Yo dawg, I heard you like burning money…

    Butters ,
    @Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

    X-Men signing in.

    Twentytwodividedby7 ,

    DMX died 2 years ago

    Blackmist ,

    Weekend at DMX’s.

    Two bungling lawyers have one weekend to sue a well known tech billionaire. There’s just one small problem. their client is dead.

    Coming soon to a cinema near you FreeVee.

    orrk ,

    good thing that copyright is life+70y

    Dave ,
    @Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

    Hey it’s me, “that guy”. You can’t copyright the letter X. You can possibly trademark it, but trademarks are specific to an industry (hence why there are so many articles saying this company owns the X trademark, and that one, and these other 100 companies all do too).

    Trademarks are not life+70y but come with their own set of criteria.

    Butters ,
    @Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

    It’s a sueance

    Lumidaub , in For the love of god make this happen

    [image description]

    Toot by Marco Arment, @marcoarment. Toot reads:

    Can we please pronounce it “ten”

    [end image description]

    yes. done.

    Rouxibeau ,

    Context: twitter renamed X

    Lumidaub ,

    I know, this is for accessibility.

    Rouxibeau ,

    As was mine.

    Lumidaub ,

    Oh, that’s new. The context isn’t in the image, people without visual impairments have to infer it as well, is there a reason why I should include it in an image description?

    Rouxibeau ,

    Good thing you didn’t include it. I did.

    Lumidaub ,

    Yes, but why? I’m trying to understand, why would people with visual impairments need the context made explicit? How does this improve accessibility?

    gnutrino ,

    It improves accessibly for people who didn’t know the context, visually impaired or otherwise.

    Lumidaub ,

    That seems patronising. I don’t want jokes explained to me either, unless I’ve asked.

    Butters ,
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    It’s for the context impaired.

    I had to open the comments and read the first one before I got it. I don’t immediately think of musk or Roman numerals when I read a meme. Though maybe I should be doing that.

    Rouxibeau ,

    But why indeed did your post include an answer to the question posed if it’s supposed to be just a transcription?

    Lumidaub ,

    That’s why i indicated where the description starts and ends.

    windowsphoneguy ,

    To add to this, Marco is an Apple blogger and the iPhone X was pronounced iPhone ten.

    KalloFox34 , in stop asking for a karma system

    No idea why we’d want it…

    Even on Reddit, it didn’t do much.

    imPastaSyndrome ,

    Lol ok

    holycrap , in For the love of god make this happen

    I’ve been spelling it “xitter” and using the sh sound for the xi part of the name when pronouncing it.

    mem_somerville_kbin ,
    @mem_somerville_kbin@kbin.social avatar

    This is my current favorite designation.

    Butters ,
    @Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

    Lol I love it. “I’ll send you a shit.”

    snake_case , in It’s nice to be alone

    We could be doing the accent in our free-time

    MajorHavoc ,

    I understood that reference.

    Drunemeton , in rip
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    F

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