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Noodle07 , in those damn libs

No satanic shrine? I feel let down.

loudWaterEnjoyer , in looking forward to the comments
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gsf ,

I pronounce it jizmodo

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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How do you distinguish from jizmodo the porn site?

Malfeasant ,

Well, one has porn, the other does not.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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But we are talking about pronounciation, so its about a vocal conversation. How do you distinguish that.

tias , in The human mind is a mystery

That’s not water, it’s pixels. I can tell because of the pixels.

Obi ,
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And having seen quite a few shops in your time?

Noodle07 ,

I can confirm, I tried drinking it but I chipped my tooth with my phone instead. 100% not water

Chickenstalker , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

I want ayylmao nutjobs to gb2 Reddit. Is it too much to ask? They infuriate me. I bet 100 buckaroos that these very same schizos are also Flat Earthers x QaNons.

Mr_Blott , in Love me some ice cream

Deep fry that an I’d fuckin scran it mate

kaffeebohne , in The human mind is a mystery

Finally

Pink liquid

baked_tea ,

Magnet water???

oshaboy , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Meanwhile the Netherlands chilling with the extraterrestrials.

Maybe that’s where they got their terraforming abilities.

voidhearts , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Lmao is it just me or is the entirety of Hawaii lit the fuck up

suction ,

How could it „be just you“?

voidhearts ,

I guess a better phrasing would be “do my eyes deceive me or is the entirety of Hawaii lit the fuck up”

suction ,

Fuck yeah that’s better!

jimmydoreisalefty , in The human mind is a mystery

The water has gone woke?!!?! /s

popekingjoe , in those damn libs
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My favorite is the abortion closet.

Molzor ,

It is where the coat hangers go.

norgur , in *piss hole
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Shitposting aside: there is a valid point on there. Because we can’t see our opposites in any discussion on the internet, we cannot take clues into account we otherwise might have. This leads to far-reaching misinterpretations. Imagine someone with a very weird and overly simplistic political stance they defend with tooth and nail. Now imagine that person to be some activist with a cap with political slogans on it. Okay, and now imagine the person to be not that, but a 15-year-old who just started to grasp the world around them but thinks they have it all figured out (puberty doing puberty things). Your reaction to either of them would be VASTLY different, wouldn’t it. Imagine how many stupid internet fights would never have happened if it was known that one of the participants is a literal child that can’t have a clue what they are talking about yet.

Yet, not knowing that we’ve been arguing with a child for the last hour and a half, we will leave the discussion with the impression that there are grown up people out there thinking childish bullshit. Don’t get me wrong, there are those people, but they are not as frequent as one might guess from the internet.

CausticFlames ,

I love that perspective, so true. It even goes the other way, YOU could be a literal child posting such a thought-provoking comment, we’ll never know.

Dick_Justice ,
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On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

livingina ,
Aidan ,

This is why I refuse to take relationship advice from the internet. I wonder how many adults have gotten divorced because a teenager on Reddit told them to

Tylith , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans
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Ghostalmedia ,
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I’m going to counter your apolitical bean frog with political beans. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8073396-4f74-48ae-a53e-131cb6d529cc.webp

sup ,

Ok so I really need some context here. Is this real, photoshopped or AI?

CherenkovBlue ,
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This is real, unfortunately

itsnotlupus ,

The only clue we have is that the desk reflections look really plausible.

But yeah, it’s real: newyorker.com/…/the-president-is-shilling-beans

Fizz ,
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Dam this president shilling beans

Ghostalmedia ,
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Oh yeah, this was broadly covered in the press and it happened before a lot of the AI image models blew up.

Ghostalmedia ,
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100% real. While Covid was new, Trump and his daughter were using the Oval Office to advertise beans for some friends.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/…/story?id=71795732

Michael717 ,
Gregu , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans
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As a white person I must upvote the beans.

SpaceToast ,

As a late night talk show host, I want these beans on me.

notsofunnycomment ,
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You were the white person on the right time.

complacent_jerboa , in I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

this speaks to me on an emotional level

HappySword , in Love me some ice cream

Mett Waffelhörnchen 😋

ThankYou ,

Wollen sie das Mett in der Waffel oder im Brötchen?

kaffeebohne ,

Ja.

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