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rayquetzalcoatl , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.
@rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world avatar

Nice to see that even here - a shitposting forum - whenever anybody posts anything negative about America, yanks can’t handle it.

trekman10 ,
@trekman10@union.place avatar

I love how it's full of people whining about having left reddit to escape this shit like bruh this is the fediverse

geissi , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.

Reminder that the US have never abolished slavery for prisoners and have one of the largest slave population in the world.

Zithero ,

Yep… And every time there’s an employment issue for the agricultural industry, they whip out the prisoners…

However to the prisoner’s credit: They do an absolutely terrible job at whatever it is they’re doing.

Why? What are they going to do… Fire you? Jail you? You have no incentive at all to do the job well as a prisoner.

Bonus is by doing a horrific job it makes employers less likely to actually request prison workforces.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer , in lol

Because outside is where all the people are.

aviationeast , in Toothbrush Holder

Where can I find that. It looks really cool… Would make a great gift for a friend I have…

thefluffiest , in shitpost.

Cheques only still exist in the US… the rest of the world just gets their money transferred to their account.

sparemethewearysigh ,

It is quite common in my experience to use “getting a check” as a figure of speech. Similarly I’ll say “I get my check every Wednesday” but I have direct deposit. And I’m not even old lol

kzhe , in shitpost.

Why does his smile look so happy?

violetraven , in Should I?
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Only if you’re driving the General Lee

Souroak , in Sweet tea

As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.

Pokethat ,

What do they think they do at the factory?

boeman ,

Corn syrup

zaph ,
@zaph@lemmy.world avatar

They’re not buying tea in jugs, dear.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a trade secret!

Ghostc1212 ,

Factory? Hell nah, we home brew in this household

Speiser0 ,

simple syrup

Wait, do americans use glucose syrup in kitchen?

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I think mainly behind the bar, I don’t know too many folks who cook with it.

Cmot_Dibbler ,
@Cmot_Dibbler@lemmy.world avatar

It’s just a high concentration of sugar dissolved in water. Not used in food really unless you need to sweeten some cold tea for some southerners, i guess. Very commonly used to make alcoholic mixed drinks though.

Sabre363 , in Toothbrush Holder

It holds the toothpaste too.

Speculater , in im dead
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Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

Here_in_Malaysia ,

How did you get your name like that?

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.

thanks_shakey_snake ,

I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷

Here_in_Malaysia ,

I’m not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn’t that different from reddit 😅

Kuma ,
@Kuma@lemmy.world avatar

My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all 😂

yogurtwrong , in how polite
@yogurtwrong@lemmy.world avatar

Sudo

kwking13 , in DON'T

I’M GONNA DO IT!!

KingJalopy ,

Don’t

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gonna!!

Diabolo96 , in im dead

Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.

SuddenDownpour , in im dead

This screams manufactured outrage.

Smokeless7048 ,

Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.

DickFiasco , in Should I?

My intrusive thoughts go crazy when I see this.

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