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can , in When the lemmy health check needs a health check

lemmy-status.org?

mrmanager OP ,
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Seems to be missing almost all instances?

shadoh , in Well...that was anticlimactic

If aliens visited earth the government (US or otherwise) wouldn’t be able to hide it

SharkNate_O , in No brainer

Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.

jfinsmith , in No brainer

How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

Because you were the first, fam.

thorbot , in heh

I will require further pictures of the g cup wearer to verify the veracity of this story

random_character_a , in cute NE555 chip walking five minutes
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Last time I used one I made a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver that was reactive to light for my son.

SauceBossSmokin , in Consider this my job application, NASA

Now read this in your head as Norm Macdonald doing SNL Weekend Update.

FordBeeblebrox , in Always

Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

elscallr , in No brainer
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Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.

orphiebaby , (edited )
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.

♪ Young man! There are leaves all around

I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground

I say: young man! Won’t it make a cool sound

When you

Stuff

It

In

Your

Leaf hole ♪

elscallr ,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.

my_blackest_day , in No brainer

The rat’s food

expatriado , in Consider this my job application, NASA

cabriolet module

WtfEvenIsExistence , (edited ) in Have never been happier

I used to love coffee, it suppressed my depression symtoms. Now I just cant even injest any amount of caffine without throwing up. Like literally throwing up. I think I might have developed some type of allergy or intolerance to caffine. Now, I’m just a puddle of sadness.

Edit: Typo

quicksand ,

Maybe the depression is connected to anxiety. The anxiety manifested and now the stimulatory effect of caffeine triggers a panic type response… That’s kind of how it is for me. Coffee used to give me a euphoric pick me up and now it makes me sweat profusely and super shaky. I still drink it because the anxiety also makes me sleep like shit and I need to function during the day but it’s not fun for me anymore

the_itsb , in Always

Clean towel, foil potato, can’t lose?

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.

expatriado , in cute NE555 chip walking five minutes

lol the 555 timer, used in analog circuits to keep the rhythm, among other uses

loutr , in When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

You’re supposed to chase it with whiskey.

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