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Vandals_handle , in Ignore the haters
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The way I’ve heard it, you could walk on water and someone will say look at them, they don’t know how to swim.

AbsoluteChicagoDog , in Veggietales Facts

I mean, it’s still in the top 30% of nations to live in. The US is nowhere near its potential for a great place to live but it’s still above average.

bitjunkie ,

I don’t entirely disagree but I think at this advanced stage, it’s largely due to inertia.

Allonzee ,

I agree, this is just leftover momentum.

Reaganomics was a bullet to this nation’s brain stem. Citizens United was just the capitalists pissing on the long dead corpse for fun.

This place is just the command center for multinational oligarchs to wage war on the rest of humanity to increase short term profit expectations.

Dasus ,
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Well said there in the back.

Fades ,

advanced stage

this country is still very young

bitjunkie ,

By previous countries’ standards. I meant advancement in terms of damage done, not strictly timewise. Humanity is speedrunning mass extinction, and America has been at the forefront.

konalt , in Deep
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haters will see you teleport and say “that mf cant afford a car”

FozzyOsbourne ,

Barbarians shalt see thee conjure a fireball from naught but thy own mind, and say forsooth, he can nary swing a sword

rustyfemboy , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

https://i.imgflip.com/2qpu6k.jpg

jws_shadotak , in Small Talk

kenshi vibes

cley_faye , in Le cancer

It says “I don’t really speak french but I’ll write something good enough”.

Seriously, it sounds really weird.

lugal , in Damn right

I’m a simple person. I see a linguistic meme, I upvote

ramenshaman , in Stupid ass star

It’s not really even that big of a star.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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If you can’t eat it in one bite, its too big

chiliedogg ,

Stars that small are much scarier monsters.

crusty ,

You take a bite, but disappear

ivanafterall ,
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I always heard that anything more than a handful is a waste.

FlyingSquid ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e9849f5-0b08-4636-aa3b-56b8740a25e8.png

Dozzi92 ,
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It’s the Goldilocks of atars, just right.

AutomaticUpdates , in literally nobody:
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Why does Squidward look like he sniffed the other pile

Chekhovs_Gun , in Stupid ass star

Stupid-ass star or stupid ass-star? Because there is a difference 😅

BreadOven ,

There’s an XKCD for that, but I’m lazy.

TWeaK ,

It’s one of the OG ones, ass-car: xkcd.com/37/

SlopppyEngineer , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

raynethackery , in Stupid ass star

Has anyone found that they have become more sensitive to the sun as they’ve gotten older?

Artyom , in Ignore the haters

This, but for truckers and bikers. It never seems to occur to the truckers that bikers probably also own a car.

SteveXVII , in Caterpillar the Elder

This is kinda funny for me because ‘kattengat’ is dutch for ‘cathole’. (And we Dutch people know how to make stuff like this happen.)

Famous_Anus_Cookies , in Ignore the haters

I wish nothing but the worst for every weak ass bitch that uses teleportation as a form of transportation. I hope it fucks up and you aresolize your dumb asses and coat the earth in pink slime so everyone hates you as much as I do.

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